THIEF breaks into your house when you're home alone

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by Malitha » 4/21/2017

get your gorgeous pc smash the thief in the face and hide him some where and pretend like nothing happened

also you can beg him play some minecraft with him.im being serious right here
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by Cookiesz » 4/21/2017

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by LeeTheENTP » 4/21/2017

fireman777 wrote:why does everyone say him or he? could be a girl too.

It's gramatically correct to default to masculine pronouns when the gender is unknown. It's like this in most languages.
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by D1a1v1e1 » 4/21/2017

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by PrisonNightmare7119 » 4/21/2017

Karrthus wrote:help them look for something valuable to steal


I literally just died at your comment.

Anyways, if he was armed I would try to sneak out my window and go to a neighbor for help.

If he isnt armed get the camera and take a picture (unless he has a mask on, then I wouldnt). that should hopefully scare him away
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by 2003 Light B] » 4/22/2017

Malitha wrote:get your gorgeous pc smash the thief in the face and hide him some where and pretend like nothing happened

also you can beg him play some minecraft with him.im being serious right here


^^Awsome sugestion^^
I could imagine my parents coming home and saw me playing with a stranger on a PC with a hole :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My suggestion would be to get out of the house(as quick as you can & as quite as you can), get some help, borrow a phone & call the police/parents

Hope this helps :)
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by CHorse » 4/22/2017

I would eat him. Num nums for my stomach.
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by Punkamoar » 4/22/2017

Since the police would take at least ten minutes to get to my house, I would probably destroy him with the amount of knives and other miscellaneous weapons I keep in my room/scattered across the house.
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by LexionGVC » 4/22/2017

Shout as loud as you can "MUM, DAD THERE IS A ROBBER IN THE HOUSE" and it should scare he/she away from the house. If that dont work make sure you have a knife or a weapon that you could get easily and just repeat "DAAAADDDD"
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by Elliemination » 4/22/2017

I'm taking this seriously.. I would not even notice. I am a very tough sleeper, the only thing I can not sleep through are my sibling's screams. AHH. Terrifying. But, if I did wake up.. hmm.. Well, if he wasn't armed, I would sit there and curse at him and hopefully that'd scare him away. But if he was armed I would pretend I was asleep, and let him take my stuff.. Seriously, it's better than risk your death.
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by Indraft » 4/23/2017

I'd see if he started sucking up a shelf like in the Sims series.
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by Malitha » 4/23/2017

2003 Light B] wrote:
Malitha wrote:get your gorgeous pc smash the thief in the face and hide him some where and pretend like nothing happened

also you can beg him play some minecraft with him.im being serious right here


^^Awsome sugestion^^
I could imagine my parents coming home and saw me playing with a stranger on a PC with a hole :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My suggestion would be to get out of the house(as quick as you can & as quite as you can), get some help, borrow a phone & call the police/parents

Hope this helps :)


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