So I was in a village, stealing their wheat when I stumbled upon a strange mob. I was terrified, because I knew that mob was not in vanilla Minecraft. The wheat was still in my hand (my inventory was full of it ) and the strange mob started to follow me. I tried running, but it kept following me. I was completely terrified of what this demonic mob would do to me. Suddenly, it gave off its demonic ear piercing screech of pure horror.
I am now going to type out what I thought its demonic cry said: "Moo." I had no idea what it meant, but I was sure it was some kind of demon battle cry. I kept running, but the strange mob followed me. I entered a Plains biome, and noticed my hunger bar was getting low. I ate a porkchop real quick and looked behind me. I swear I had a heart attack when I saw what I saw. The same mob, except there were at least 10 more of them! They were all following me, and I was about to die of fear. They also kept saying their demonic cries! "Moo! Moooo! Moo!" I was so scared I left the game and deleted my world. I decided to do a little research on the horrible mob. 20 minutes later, I found out the name of this mob was the most downright horrifying name anyone could ever come up with. Cow. I also found out Notch had immplemented this mob into VANILLA MINECRAFT! Ever since then, I was too scared to ever play Minecraft again, until they removed... the Cow...

Also if you didn't realize by now, this entire thing was a joke