1. Creeper blowing up my house; We can rebuild, and it will be better than before, gentlemen!
2. A cow; I'm useful alive (for milk), not just dead like porkchops over there. (Fighting chance?) Also, I have spots!
3. PC MASTER RACE!
4. Minecraft.
5. Hmm... Famous Youtuber, I suppose. If they're an old Youtuber and they're not still around it's for a reason. Also cough I'm pretty gr8.