got interrupted while planning out a skin, just gonna leave this here as a reminder for myself so i don't lose the idea

3.1 🟥🐉

my headphones watching me open the skin editor, knowing that I'm going to start playing "work music" (absurdly loud music) very soon

3D printers: “You wanna make this massive and highly complex 3 dimensional shape that’s gonna take 19 hours? Hell yeah, let’s do it, gimme some plastic”

paper printers: “brooo, black textt??? nooooo i canntt i’m out of yellllooowwwwww broooo i cant dooo ittt :((((“

i wanna sleep, im exhausted, but I feel like I have’t met my quota for joke posts for today. i must do one more funny before i can allow myself to rest.

Update: I passed out after typing “A”

... i just realized i accidentally remastered one of my oldest skins

Different ideas, one of em's a living radiation detector and the other is a cat/stegosaurus hybrid from a really weird dream I had, but... they're both black cats with neon green stripes...

heheee I've had an idea for a skin that I've wanted to do for months but I couldn't get the colors and patterns right... until now >:3

I’m built different. Like, incorrectly. There were a lot of ”extra” screws.

Does anyone else absolutely recoil when you feel the edge of a sheet of paper slide along your skin? Even if it’s just barely touching you? Cause I do, and apparently it’s justified cause it happened yesterday and I just discovered a massive papercut on my hand.

i absolutely hate feeling useless

my friend’s upset and the only way to outright solve the problem is to track down his girlfriend’s rumor-spreading ex and bash their skull in with a crowbar, but unfortunately that’s mildly illegal

I discovered something: if you search up 2 letter keyboard mashes, you get really old random youtube videos such as jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk (someone's school project report from 2009), and fgfgfgfg (I have genuinely no clue what the point of this video was)

I hurt myself with a saw earlier today :3

I was usin a jigsaw (handheld battery powered saw, it's got a lil blade that goes up and down real fast) and it started overheating cause I'd been cutting sheets of plywood nonstop for like and hour and a half. I noticed the plastic/rubber handle was getting uncomfortably warm, so naturally I touched the metal motor casing to see if it was hot. It burned my hand. 👍

↸𝙹⠀||𝙹⚍⠀ꖌリ𝙹∴⠀ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ⠀ᒲ⚍⎓⎓╎リ⠀ᒲᔑリ?

maybe i should stop saying yes to every single request that fits my criteria of "not a human." I really don't like turning people down cause I'm too nice, but like, I got 7 requests just in the recent batch and uhhh I do NOT work very fast :p

Not that any of em are bad, some of them are absolute bangers that I really wanna do, it's just... there's so many...

ough time's still passing, I forgot about that

one of my close friends, who claims to not be a furry, randomly showed me a funny video on his phone featuring a guy in a fursuit. First of all, hilarious that he casually showed that off in such a crowded room at school. But why did whatever app he was on show him that? Now I’m not gonna push it, but I have some suspicions 👁️ 👁️

I learned some math tricks during physics and that gave me like 20 minutes of free time during pre-calc cause the teacher had to explain and demonstrate this incredibly long and convoluted method to do unit conversions, and I did it in about 30 seconds without even thinking

tip for unit conversions btw, do it first. It’s so much easier to convert miles to meters and hours to seconds individually than it is to convert a final answer from mph to m/s. Especially when the units are weird measurements like radians or feet+inches.