Statistically, I've probably seen someone on this site irl before without knowing it

P is for xylophone

new trend time

https://timeguessr.com/ it's like GeoGuessr, but you have to find the year an image was taken as well as the time.

do the daily level and comment your score below, i got 43.1k/50k

normal people watching football: YOOOO COOL GOAL OMG AAAAA

me watching football: hmm, I wonder what technology they use and what skills are required to professionally edit and broadcast such high-quality live tv footage mere seconds after something happens

screw hayfever

800 subs woooooo

i’ll do a qna later

the person who guesses closest to the amount of wall posts posted since February this year gets a prize

i sometimes forget I’m a moderator

today I replied “mood” to a forum comment breaking the rules then remembered I’m the mod

this is your one reminder to make sure that your monitor refresh rate is set to the correct value

mine was on the default for a very long time and i just realised ive been living with a default refresh rate even though this monitor supports more than that

its in ur display settings

DofE hikes are the worst best thing in existence

so much fun but omfg my backkkk

make sure to check your drafts, because sometimes I go around and randomly add tags to your draft submissions

(read to the end before you comment something political)

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

what did I tell you

9 subs to 800 woooo

There’s an eclipse for all you Americans today, so here are some eclipse safety tips:

• do not look directly at it, make sure you have sunglasses on
• do not take pictures directly at it, it can damage cameras
• if it’s cold, make sure you have warm clothes on if you’re gonna be outside for a while
• enjoy it!! it’s a rare occasion

fun fact: you can view the shadow on a live sat map or view the live NASA stream if you aren’t in the USA but still wanna see it.

i actually have not banned someone in such a long time, guys can someone break the rules for me

FOR LEGAL REASONS THAT WAS A JOKE PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN TO ME

book review time

I’m reading a really good fantasy book trilogy at the moment, called The Good Hawk (the trilogy is called Shadow Skye). I don’t usually post stuff like this, but it’s a really good YA book.

Not only is it really fun and engaging, it includes important topics such as:

• LGBTQ+ relationships,
• neurodiversity (one of the main characters has Down’s syndrome),
• the dangers of religion,
• dangers of colonisation and empire,
• and much more.