Peridot XJ9

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    Hello there, all you crazy clods! This is Peridot: Facet 2S4M Cut XJ9, and I'm just a Peridot who makes blogs on various topics that will be sure to get a giggle out of you guys! Not only that, but I love taking requests from other people, so hit me up through a private message if you've got any ideas for any future blogs or you just want to chat with me because you're bored or you need help with something. Sometimes if you're lucky, I'll even post skins from time to time (mainly for contests that intrigue me)! With that explanation dump out of the way, I hope you enjoy what I have to offer, and have fun exploring the One Stop Blog Shop!
    778MS.pngPeridot XJ9's Tragic Past! [Fanfic]Mimikyu

    Many years ago, I was once known as a well respected scientist named Eli (AKA, EliTeenDolphin by her Minecraft peers). I remember making countless experiments, and I was the one responsible for the development of the iPhone and old windows computers from the 1980s. Even though I was a small part of the development team, I put the best of effort in all of my creations. After the tragic death of Steve Jobs, I got fired because the new boss wanted a completely different team for the next iPhone, the iPhone 5. Like, seriously? I could have made the iPhone 5 look great with all of it's realistic designs, but no. He just hires a team of clods to make the phone appeal more to babies than actual adults! Ugh. ranting aside, I decided to go back to my secret laboratory below my house to resume progress on a many year side project called the "Cure All the Diseases!" potion. I bet you you're wondering, "What does it do?" Well, As the name suggests, it "cures all the diseases," including the unknown ones that would roam around in your body to this day. Because of my busted ego and rage towards the Apple corporation's hiring decisions at the time, I angrily chugged the potion down with no regrets. I thought I nailed the potion down after many years of research, but nope. It was a small amount of Peridotite (About 0.01% from what I can recall) that dripped into my potion and flipped my world upside down. After the potion was consumed, all I saw was a green light and lime-colored smoke rose after the flash was over. I thought I was just lying down on the ground and the potion worked, but instead I was sitting on my own lab coat, and it doesn't even fit anymore! It was only a matter of time until I realized I was turned into a Peridot! Shoot, I never asked for this! Not only that, but now anytime I run, I fall face first. I was so embarrassed! After realizing that I wasn't going to be able to change myself back anytime soon, I gave up and resided in the woods close to a nearby Apple Store. Many years later, I decided to go back to my house, only to find that nobody was there. It basically became a ghost house, so I decided to sit here and get used to being a Peridot once and for all. I currently reside here in the lab, bringing blogs to you guys with plenty of cheer from my old dolphin personality.
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    MimikyuFan Art (Skins, Drawings, etc.), Personal Art, and Gifs! Oh my!Mimikyu
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    Some Fan Art From Rosieprincess over on a Discord server I'm on. Thanks so much! :D
    EliTeenDolphin! Fanskin! Minecraft Skin (Thanks for the skin, Vincent_1987! :D)
    Peridot | Steven Universe Minecraft Skin
    (Thanks for the skin, PeridotTheAlpaca! :D)
    ~ Peridot ~ Gift for Peridot XJ9 ~ Minecraft Skin (Currently wearing this skin as we speak. Thanks, PusheenSpoopyPuff! :D)
    Squeakers the Spice Merchant Minecraft Skin
    (Who knew someone could make a skin based off of one of my wall posts. Thanks for the skin, VietnameeGuy! :D)

    Peridot Stamp by TheMoonRavenGreen Zircon Stamp by CamTheWeirdoI Love Stamps by stamps-clubPeridot Stamp by SARDONlCUSPeridot Toilet Escape by Moonlight-pendent13Peridot flowercrown stamp by TheMoonRavenPeridot is NOT overrated Stamp by TheMoonRavenOk K.O.! Let's Be Heroes stamp 2 by recastanhoDendy Stamp by Strikerwott12OK K.O.! - K.O. in a suit stamp (F2U) by KimoTheFangirlOK K.O let's be Heroes Stamp by SuperCrazyHyenaPokemon Stamp by LadyQuintessenceGot Meme? Stamp by PsychoMonkeyShogun Over Here You'll See all the F*cks I give by CraftyAllie
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    • Peridot XJ9
      July 16, 2018, 1:13 am to Public
      And now, a spoiler image for how Eli will die in a certain Pokemon Roleplay that I am in:

      I'm just kidding. Gems don't die, silly! Honestly, I don't know if this will ever happen or not.
      The FaiyaBLAST said 2018-07-16 06:10:13
      Caramella will not do that!
    • Peridot XJ9
      July 15, 2018, 1:02 am to Public
      Man, Cory in the House is such a great anime. Don't you agree?
      OUS ISNE oriGina Watch Cory in the House on Disney Channel!
      ImAngelCookie said 2018-07-15 13:30:28
      h e c c
      Peridot XJ9 said 2018-07-15 07:14:59
      You know, I see your point there. Cory had a much better character arc in the manga compared to the actual anime. :P
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    • Peridot XJ9
      July 12, 2018, 8:07 pm to Public
      I answered the questions to this quiz as honestly as I could, and it turns out the prophecy was foretold:


      So... Which gem are you? Let me know in the comments below and tell me what you got!
      Greystokey said 2018-07-13 21:53:05
      Oof i might make an alternate gemsona that’s a diamond lol (my main gemsona is an orange Ruby oof, and of course she wears a purple hoodie cuz it’s meh thing lol)
      Peridot XJ9 said 2018-07-13 18:23:56
      How ironic that you got an assistant to a Diamond when you're actually a Diamond yourself. xD

      Response to Edit: Oh wait, nevermind. That's cool, too! xD
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    • Peridot XJ9
      July 12, 2018, 4:58 am to Public
      And now, it's time for some late-night storytelling with your buddy, Peridot XJ9!

      Just today while I was doing my usual surfing nonsense on PMC, my younger brother (Who I'll refer to as "Amethyst" because it's his birthstone) barged into my room out of boredom (He's 16 but acts like one of those cringy teen male gamers who uses incorrect grammar because it's "cool" but in reality, it isn't). He stole my computer for a little (with thankfully less damage done to it afterwards) and noticed that I had a bunch of PMC windows open, so he clicked on one of them (which was convieniently the homepage), and made this snarky comment about all of the friends I made on here:

      Amethyst/Brother: "Ha! You've befriended a bunch of weebs!"
      Me: "Excuse me, what did you just say?"

      Peridot XJ9 said 2018-07-12 19:35:35
      I'm not going to name any names, but he saw anyone with anime profile pictures and assumed the worst from there. Thankfully, he didn't check out anyone's profiles, and not even mine. :P
      Greystokey said 2018-07-12 08:23:07
      Who did he see? did he view anyone's profiles?
    • Peridot XJ9
      July 10, 2018, 9:38 pm to Public
      So I wonder, what happens if you try to get someone to play Baldi's Basics and they happen to be in 12th grade? (If you're wondering what it says in the second bubble since it got cut off, it says "Isn't this a crappy game they use in schools?")

      Peridot XJ9 said 2018-07-11 06:41:53
      Actually, I found about Baldi's Basics from one of Random Encounter's (The ones behind the Magikarp and Zubat songs if you know them) new songs. I didn't laugh at the ruler smacking, however, but I did laugh at the grumpy expressions Baldi makes while doing said action. xD
      The FaiyaBLAST said 2018-07-11 06:12:49
      I was watching Markiplier play this the other day and just couldn't stop laughing at the *slap... slap... slap...*
    • Peridot XJ9
      July 9, 2018, 6:30 pm to Public
      And now, live footage of me sending good memes and blogs for you guys to laugh at:

    • Peridot XJ9
      July 8, 2018, 7:46 pm to Public
      It's time for yet another surreal meme! Brought to you by P i z z a
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    • Peridot XJ9
      July 8, 2018, 5:57 am to Public
      You know what, I've had enough of these dramatic posts of mine for now. Have a surreal meme instead!
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      Peridot XJ9 said 2018-07-08 19:39:04
      . . . a n d o t i
      Hatsy said 2018-07-08 07:52:06
      g a r f i e l f
    • Peridot XJ9
      July 7, 2018, 6:18 pm to Public
      Ugh, so I just got up and was greeted with Greyscale's win. What the heck!? I had a super villain on standby who was not going to be Thanos, but now all of that is thrown out the window. First Peridot 5XG's poofage and now this!? Welp, unless Peridot regenerates in a later episode that won't take many months to wait for, it looks like my birthday month has been ruined... Happy Crappy Birthday to me. I hope you're happy because you just made this Peridot cry on the inside.

      Peridot XJ9 said 2018-07-10 03:06:05
      *sniffle* Is your character based off of you in real life? ...Because that was a whole load of positive motivation you just gave me! Just... Thank you so much! You made feel a whole lot better than before. :3

      Also, I noticed my blog floating around in the pop reel lately. Thanks for pointing it out! Plus, for the roleplay, yes! I can't wait to go to gosh darn Alima! What are you waiting for? Let's do it! xD
      The FaiyaBLAST said 2018-07-08 06:33:07
      I know how you feel when you have an idea for a contest and it doesn't get picked... and when your favorite character dies temporarily/falls into coma or something. It's terrible.
      But the thing is, there are a lot more good things than bad right now. There are bound to be more people to help you through. Besides, your latest blog made it to popreel, and we're going off to Almia, Almia, Almia!
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    • Peridot XJ9
      July 6, 2018, 9:35 pm to Public
      I know I'm spoiling the newest episode, but I don't give a crap anymore. This is the saddest thing to ever happen, and I have to wait a while for it to be resolved. Click "show more" at your own risk.

      When you find out Peridot 5XG gets poofed yet again and you have to wait an entire hiatus for her to come back again just like in Avatar The Last Airbender:


      And now, a moment of silence for our friend, smol child, and ultimate moe, Peridot 5XG...
      RIP Peridot 5XG: 2016-2018
      Jasmine Tea!!
      Peridot XJ9 said 2018-07-07 06:09:32
      Poofing is not death, but seeing her getting poofed and not regenerating in the same episode made it feel like she got shattered (basically, gem death). ;~;
      Peridot XJ9 said 2018-07-07 06:08:11
      She may be poofed until the next episode, but I'm still here.
      ...*sniffle* I still miss her, though! ;~;
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