THIS ACCOUNT IS IN NO WAY MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

I’m the UNBIASED and 100% BETTER VersioN of ChickenPants93 (HATE that guy)

HERE HAVE THIS






SUBSCRIBE TO THESE AMAZING PEOPLE
roostershorts39

HERES A LIST OF PEOPLE TO UNSUBSCRIBE TO
chickenpants93
MoonAstraea

(if you have any FILTHY chickenpants supporting LOSERS to add to this list JUST TELL ME)

(but no genuinely nobody on either list are bad people check them out)

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  roostershorts39
  December 1, 2023, 1:46 pm to Public
  BAH HUMBUG
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  jellyfishh • 2023-12-01 21:32:45

  

  applause

  JadeFire170 • 2023-12-01 14:14:33

  

  Return of the King
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  roostershorts39
  April 27, 2022, 3:10 pm to Public
  MY SHORTS DO NOT HAVE HOLES IN THEM
  I WEAR KAHKES
  KAHH KEES?
  KHAKES
  CARKEYS
  KHAKIS
  YEAH, LIKE THE DUCK-
  
  I WEAR KHAKIS
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  Firestar2477278 • 2022-04-27 16:11:27

  

  shorts-
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  roostershorts39
  April 14, 2022, 2:13 pm to Public
  WHY HAVE Y OU LET THEM DONE THIS
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  qerzy • 2022-04-18 21:12:07

  

  Chicken pants have clean pants with no holes in them
  Rooster shorts have stinky shorts with holes in them

  Firestar2477278 • 2022-04-14 14:20:39

  

  Even with the correction, I still don't understand TwT

  roostershorts39 • 2022-04-14 14:13:37

  

  DO*
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  roostershorts39
  April 12, 2022, 12:14 pm to Public
  I JUST HATE LAWS SO MUCH
  FIGURED YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
  VERY NESSESARY INFORMATION
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  Firestar2477278 • 2022-04-12 12:22:50

  

  very-
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  roostershorts39
  March 30, 2022, 12:40 pm to Public
  CURSE YOUUUUUUUUU
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  Aurosilia • 2022-03-30 15:09:55

  

  PERRY THE PLATYPUS
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  WaffleBear posted to guest book of roostershorts39
  April 28, 2022, 1:39 pm to Public
  you are canonically dead
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  publicchickenpants93 he's a bit slow

  WaffleBear • 2022-04-28 16:13:15

  

  poor guy
  
  i think anger comes after denial so watch out

  chickenpants93 • 2022-04-28 15:44:30

  

  he's a bit slow

  roostershorts39 • 2022-04-28 15:43:17

  

  WHAT??
  NO IM NOT??
  IM HANGING OUT IN ANARCHTICA WITH VONK PLOTTING THE DESTRUCTION OF TUXCITY??
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I AM A REEEAL ROOSTER, A BEUTIFUL ANARCHIST, AND I ALWAYS MAKE FRIENDS
I AM THE OPPOSITE OF THAT ROTTEN EXCUSE FOR A BIRD KNOWN AS CHICKENPANTS93

i plan to start a group of likeminded individuals to spread THE LETTER F, CLOAKS, AND ARSON ACROSS THE ENTIRE WEBSITE
WE ARE THE OPPOSITION, WE ARE THE PEOPLE, WE ARE THE TODDLER WHO KICKS AT THE BACK AT THE CARSEAT OF THE LAW.

JOIN ME IN MY GEUST BOOK BELLOW (oh and do ignore previous posts you may find there I STOLE this account from a fish person)