Lemonade for sale ! ... wait, are you going to stay here? Let me show you around.

This way, just past the garage is the bike parking

Over here we get our eggs, fresh every morning



and here we get most of our "tasty" veggies


pick a spot!

Here is the garage entrance were the rental bikes stand oh,wait you're here with your own bike.…


right the bikes, left private stuff of the owner

don t worry about trespassing, I have done it before


veggie tool stuff and food for the chickens, nice place to take a nap Please don't tell the owner about that




Come on, let's check you in


over here

right this way,


you can already see the seating area

The owner will check you in

Here is the place where you can eat your tummy full


And this here is the terrace

I wish I could fly like the parrot


Let's go to you room, follow me!

Right this way


Clean towels on your twin bed

A working toilet! 1: press button 2: dropper flushes with bucket of water 3: hopper drains into another dropper 4: lower dropper fills upper dropper



bathtub with own light To high for me to...



press the button to fill or drain the tub easy peasy!



Telli and desk with snacki snacks, were my lemonade money goes to..…


Oh, we do have lovely bath ducky’s, although the owner will scold me for showing you this... Why? I am just showing you what we have.... Nothing wrong with that, right???

Since I am getting scolded, why not take peak in the private parts as well? Behind me are the drying racks, where

my cloths magically reappear clean... It's scary.…

this is the place where I make the lemonade


Yummie maker and scary rotating machine where the dirty clothes go in

Owners room quite dull huh, I wonder why that is…


And we are back at the beginning, don't tell the owner, okay…

Was the kid friendly & helpful? Yes?

that's good. You know, the kid got quite already the dreadful past.
To push the mind somewhere else than the past, I gave some space and
stuff for a lemonade stand.
Don't feel obliged to get some juice though.


By the way, did the kid show you my room? Yes?, 'sigh'... ... ...


Care to know the short summary?

In the past I traveled a lot & was once a prisoner of a pirate ship.

Small room, practical no daylight, strange but I had this parrot for company all that time. After several years I was put free, after all that time I just couldn't sleep well in big well lit spaces


To get used at society I started renovating this house fully on the inside. Same place, fixed people to deal with. Soft, pleasant for the eye colors and subtle contrasts to stay here in peace of mind. Never had the knack for good cars though... ....


Ah apologies for keeping you up, Have a nice stay!

Thank you for your patronage