New! from [​REDACTED] the S.T.A.F.F bot has a new cousin, meet the Map Bot! Children and their families getting lost is a major issue in the Pizzaplex as well as neighbouring locations and we've taken your concerns, building a wholly new and updated model! This bot will give any life-form registered as human a free map of it's assigned location. Need never get lost when a Map Bot comes across!

-Customer Complaint No. 27-

"That freaky map bot thing was following me around, finally cornered me in the west arcade and wouldn't stop bugging me unless I 'took a map', I don't come here with my family to be tracked down by the worlds most obsessive robotic ranger!"

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