When Oceanus(that is Steve's real name!) landed at the port town, we tried hotel after hotel, suite after suite, but none, not even the Nether Inn, was good enough! The staff swore way too much, it was horribly dirty, and it was on Bed Bugs Watch.And then, a smaller hotel opened up called <em>Atlantean Suites. </em>As an Atlantean, Oceanus was super excited for the opening. But they had one task for him before he could even negotiate a price for the suite: build the suite however you would like; build your dream suite! They provided him with backpacks full of Prismarine Bricks, Dark prismarine, and buckets. Oceanus had to hire some others to do the glass, mainly because he never managed to install it correctly, and always ended up leaving a pile of glass on the floor. But what he did not know was: the workers there were the biggest Minecraft noobs in history! They always blew something up, almost drowned, or set themselves on fire! They were worse than Oceanus! Eventually, Oceanus had to fire them and do the glass by himself. The suite was a beauty - Perfectly blue! He had a huge bed, a fountain, a heated pool, a fireplace, and elegant chandeliers that hung from above - his dream suite had come to life! He then went to negotiate prices; the hotel owner saw it's elegance and complexity and gave him the final price: 1 billion dollars! " Come on, I did all this work - and now you want me to pay??????" " Yup, That is how itworks" Oceanus then took his orichalcum trident and killed the Hotel owner, and that is how he was able to keep his dream suite!