Tall. Hideous. Those were the only words you could use to describe this creature Dave from Allstate had shot down two weeks ago in the forest.
By tall, I mean tall as the roof of hell.
By hideous, well, you can see for yourself - I mean, look at that gaping maw with human teeth. Look at that eye that is popping out of the thing's skull. Gross. And Dave, why didn't you do something to hide the brains leaking out of that thing? Ugh. Can't rely on that man for anything.
Anyway, I'd recommend not looking for the creature's family, because they'll most likely kick your ass for killing one of "their kind".
Oh well. Just don't go into the forest, because my brother lives there, and he is way more terrifying than any fictional creature.