Hi pmc,

I need to tell you some serious business...
Apples are dangerous things, don't eat them, you might get killed.
Those parasites might look delicious to you, and a lot of people even claim they're healthy.
But guess what?
They aren't.
Apples are in fact true parasites; they infect you with poison, you'll get ill. The apple is slowly taking over your mind. It will make you want to eat brains more fruit and more and more...
If you don't get treated soon enough, you'll turn into a tree. (ever wondered how trees were made? Here's the answer!)

Please don't eat fruit, fruit is bad. You don't want to risk getting healthy.

~Lola