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Lola's Avatar Lola
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Level 40 : Master Goblin
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Hi pmc,

I need to tell you some serious business...
Apples are dangerous things, don't eat them, you might get killed.
Those parasites might look delicious to you, and a lot of people even claim they're healthy.
But guess what?
They aren't.
Apples are in fact true parasites; they infect you with poison, you'll get ill. The apple is slowly taking over your mind. It will make you want to eat brains more fruit and more and more...
If you don't get treated soon enough, you'll turn into a tree. (ever wondered how trees were made? Here's the answer!)

Please don't eat fruit, fruit is bad. You don't want to risk getting healthy.

~Lola
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dat choi
11/26/2016 4:13 am
Level 7 : Apprentice Network
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And what of pineapples?
They make you scream PPAP at the top of your lungs.
Ihateapples
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Lola
11/26/2016 11:22 am
Level 40 : Master Goblin
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wasn't aware yet of that lethal brain damaging disease yet :c
just don't eat fruit alltogether
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dat choi
11/26/2016 6:31 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Network
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O K
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_Argonaut
08/24/2016 7:35 am
Level 1 : New Miner
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apples feel pain too and so do animals so and thats why we should just starve to death
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Lola
08/24/2016 9:41 am
Level 40 : Master Goblin
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i think we should all starve together, plants, animals, human beings EVERYTHING
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SGLily
06/04/2016 5:42 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
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the part that made me lose it was the "You don't want to risk getting healthy." part xD
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Lola
06/05/2016 5:09 am
Level 40 : Master Goblin
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WHAT IF YOU CATCH THE VITAMINS? DO YOU WANT TO CATCH THE VITAMINS? EXACTLY, YOU DON'T!
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SGLily
06/05/2016 10:12 am
Level 1 : New Explorer
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Meow
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KingAPPLEZ
05/23/2016 1:06 am
Level 1 : New Miner
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I hate Applez.
Wait...
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planeturi
12/16/2014 8:48 am
Level 59 : Grandmaster Button Pusher Lad
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*eats apple* i always wnated to know how is it to be a tree x3
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