This Beauseph the Alien. He was born August Seventeenth, 3078. He was born on a large chunk of iron on Saturn's outer-most ring. His mother died in child-birth and his father was sucked into a black hole on his journey to the Andromeda Galaxy. As an orphan teenager in 3085, he learned how to invent fantastic creations and invented a time machine that teleported him into the 1920's. He saw strange men and women wandering around and was terrified. All he knew was he wasn't in Kansas- err... Saturn anymore. Anyways, he learned to blend n by sporting his blue T-shirt and pink trousers, with his all-too-inconspicuous teal sneakers. As he learned to cope with life and the people in it, he re-built a time machine and went back to 3085. He became a successful attorney and gain riches upon riches and wrote his will early. Even though he is only thirty-nine, he wrote his will and left all his fortune to his friend Morose Stalagritus. Morose was actually a human, who had been adopted into the alien community and appreciated by others. He lives a solemn life in a bubble of oxygen floating above Neptune. (I might make a Morose Stalagritus skin :D) Eventually, Beauseph became a blacksmith and crafted a sword from moonstone and lives a happy life on Jupiter. Yes, ON Jupiter!