The train screeches to an unexpected halt with a clattering thunk!......Confused faces of the passengers look around as the train door creaks open. A pair of shaggy hooves appear above them the shady figure of a white goat in a leather waistcoat, red neckerchief and a shallow brimmed hat. He chews a small stick to one side of his mouth, with his golden hourglass eyes he stares down the passengers....."Maah name is Billy the Kid and ya'all better have gold in them there wallets!"; his hoof-mitts at his hips he brushes them menacingly across his duel ivory handled pistols flanking his heavy belt buckle. Making his way down the train, the passengers hurriedly empty their purses, wallets and remove jewellery and brooches to add to his loot bag which they pass along willingly to save him the trouble. Suddenly the guard enters the carriage "Everything all right?" BANG!!

This is my inspired interpretation of the infamous "Billy the Kid", please enjoy.