Published Dec 26th, 2019, 12/26/19 7:24 pm
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"Enough Scheisse, let's fight"
A painting made by the infamous artiste; Art Wölfgang Von Hosenscheisser. A man of many talents, with the exception of barking like a coyote in order to get things his way.
This painting was made in 2018, and has an estimated value of 4.200.000$.
Some experts say the painting represents Art's struggle to make friends, and that the piece shows how violence and grotesqueness fills his void. If he you cannot make friends; break friends. Others speculate, that he simply had a thing for the scent of elephant dung, and therefore made this painting on a day when he was bored. Just for the hell of it. Another theory is that this painting was actually made by accident, when he had had a meal at that terrible Chinese restaurant 2 blocks away from his fancy apartment on Manhattan, and then got home, vomited all over a large sheet of baking-paper with freshly baked raisin-buns, tried to clean one of the buns with a kitchen-knife, cut his left thumb off, then rushed to the bathroom, realized he had no toilet-paper, and simply had to use the baking-paper, if he truly wanted to dry his bottom. Some people think you can actually see a few bits of ginger from the curry he had that night.
Made for Campestral's Art Gallery Skin Contest
A painting made by the infamous artiste; Art Wölfgang Von Hosenscheisser. A man of many talents, with the exception of barking like a coyote in order to get things his way.
This painting was made in 2018, and has an estimated value of 4.200.000$.
Some experts say the painting represents Art's struggle to make friends, and that the piece shows how violence and grotesqueness fills his void. If he you cannot make friends; break friends. Others speculate, that he simply had a thing for the scent of elephant dung, and therefore made this painting on a day when he was bored. Just for the hell of it. Another theory is that this painting was actually made by accident, when he had had a meal at that terrible Chinese restaurant 2 blocks away from his fancy apartment on Manhattan, and then got home, vomited all over a large sheet of baking-paper with freshly baked raisin-buns, tried to clean one of the buns with a kitchen-knife, cut his left thumb off, then rushed to the bathroom, realized he had no toilet-paper, and simply had to use the baking-paper, if he truly wanted to dry his bottom. Some people think you can actually see a few bits of ginger from the curry he had that night.
Made for Campestral's Art Gallery Skin Contest
| Credit | Art Wölfgang Von Hosenscheisser - 2018 |
| Gender | Other |
| Format | Java |
| Model | Steve |
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