Published Jun 11th, 6/11/25 11:59 pm
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i'm sorry, i saw it on the ideas list and just couldn't resist lol
Hugh Mann, who is definitely a regular human being and absolutely NOT three raccoons in a trench coat (because that'd just be ridiculous), would be found hiding inconspicuously near food vendors at the Fall Festival.
He talks in a thick city accent, and has an interest in garbage, which is a perfectly normal thing to be interested in because he is a perfectly normal human. His coat whispers sometimes, but you shouldn't worry about that 'cause it's none of your business.
Hugh Mann, who is definitely a regular human being and absolutely NOT three raccoons in a trench coat (because that'd just be ridiculous), would be found hiding inconspicuously near food vendors at the Fall Festival.
He talks in a thick city accent, and has an interest in garbage, which is a perfectly normal thing to be interested in because he is a perfectly normal human. His coat whispers sometimes, but you shouldn't worry about that 'cause it's none of your business.
Some possible dialogue if a player interacts with Hugh Mann (I might've gotten a little carried away lol)
"Ey, you happen to know where the dumpster is? We need to, ah... umm... (whispering) ...inspect it? Yeah, that's it. Inspect it."
"Don't bother talkin' to those shmoes that claim to be sellin' food over there. They say they won't serve us nothin' till we talk to someone named Money... you happen know that guy?"
"See all that garbage on the ground 'round those tables? What a waste. Why don't'cha bring some of it over to us, so we can... dispose of it. Just, ah, slip it into my coat."
"(muffled whispering)"
"(muffled bickering)"
"Ey, don't mind us. I mean... me."
"Think you could bring us some lunch? We're starvin'. Could really go for a 'burg. Er, three burgers."
"Can't believe someone just left this perfectly good hat hangin' from a coat rack."
"Quiet down there, someone's tryin' to talk to us! I mean, uhh... lovely weather today, eh?"
"Wouldja quit touchin' my legs down there?"
"Ey, if anyone asks, you never saw us."
"Raccoons? Never heard of 'em."
"I'd watch out for that guy standin' out in the corn field if I were ya, the dude hasn't moved an inch all day. Creepy."
"What's a perfectly normal human being like me gotta do to get some food 'round here?"
"Did you know some humans actually burn garbage? What a waste, lemme tell ya."
"You ever gone dumpster divin'? It's great."
"You see them carnival rides over there? HA, no thanks, I'll keep my paws on the ground where I can see 'em."
"Three raccoons in a trench coat? You kiddin' me? This ain't a cartoon, pal."
"Don't bother talkin' to those shmoes that claim to be sellin' food over there. They say they won't serve us nothin' till we talk to someone named Money... you happen know that guy?"
"See all that garbage on the ground 'round those tables? What a waste. Why don't'cha bring some of it over to us, so we can... dispose of it. Just, ah, slip it into my coat."
"(muffled whispering)"
"(muffled bickering)"
"Ey, don't mind us. I mean... me."
"Think you could bring us some lunch? We're starvin'. Could really go for a 'burg. Er, three burgers."
"Can't believe someone just left this perfectly good hat hangin' from a coat rack."
"Quiet down there, someone's tryin' to talk to us! I mean, uhh... lovely weather today, eh?"
"Wouldja quit touchin' my legs down there?"
"Ey, if anyone asks, you never saw us."
"Raccoons? Never heard of 'em."
"I'd watch out for that guy standin' out in the corn field if I were ya, the dude hasn't moved an inch all day. Creepy."
"What's a perfectly normal human being like me gotta do to get some food 'round here?"
"Did you know some humans actually burn garbage? What a waste, lemme tell ya."
"You ever gone dumpster divin'? It's great."
"You see them carnival rides over there? HA, no thanks, I'll keep my paws on the ground where I can see 'em."
"Three raccoons in a trench coat? You kiddin' me? This ain't a cartoon, pal."
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| Format | Java |
| Model | Alex |
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