Hydra snake of the salty lake of long-pants-shire, ate your dog, a smurf and a hawk, and lit your baby on fire Minecraft Skin

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Hydra snake of the salty lake of long-pants-shire, ate your dog, a smurf and a hawk, and lit your baby on fire

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Carcharodontosaurus
Level 60 : High Grandmaster Fish
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This monster is part of the "Dungs & Dookies" universe.

In the salty lake of long-pants-shire, there's a pool-flamenco... and next to it... a big bar-stool that was tossed into the lake by an angry goblin, who lost all of his pocket-wool in a card-game... and next to that big bar-stool you might just be able to see, in case you aren't blind, a huge hydra serpent. Yes. It is the legless hydra. He lost his legs fighting a humongous rooster. Poor hydra. Poor wingless spawn of a wannabe-dragon... Left in a lake of lost unwanted forgotten stuff no one cares about... Yea... so wait, why is this a monster in Dungs & Dookies then? You never wanna go to a place with 'unwanted' stuff, that means no LOOT! WHAT THE HELL? WHY IS THIS EVEN AN ENCOUNTER?!

Alright, let's rewrite that a bit... 2 sec... uhh... AHA! That's better!

The great legless hydra guards a treasure-chest FULL of drowned PRINCESSES and "Half-the-kingdom" paper-contracts! Any good sir knight would have a load of that! Now the legless hydra won't have to suck on the bar-stool for an afternoon snack anymore!

This monster is ; "Legless Hydra".
Its stats are:

Level: 137
HP: 6699
ATT: 1337
DEF: 99

Spells:
- Ha ha! You cut my head off!: Haha I grew a new head! Haha! Yea hehehe! Because you can go to HELL with your newly sharpened silver-sword and lust for killing fantasy monsters by beheading! I just went from an IQ of 40 to and IQ of 300, thank you sir knight.

- I don't need a lighter, a bottle of sulfuric acid or Ice Cubes, thanks, I got it all under control: The legless hydra shoots with both fire, acid and 'Ice Cubes'. Yes. Ice Cube as in 'the rapper' Ice Cube, but in plural. Get hit by any of these many bad breaths the hydra breathes, and you lose 33% of your max health + you lose an additional 150 hp per head you've given the legless hydra by kindly removing other heads.

Feel free to use it in your next Dungs & Dookies adventure.
CreditI'd like to thank Mr. Gibbles the troglodyte. Without him, I wouldn't even have known there was a freaking legless hydra in that god forsaken lake. No one wanted to go there, but then me and Mr. Gibbles tossed a chest filled with princesses down there...
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OrderOutOfChaos
01/21/2023 12:36 pm
Level 38 : Artisan Scribe
That is amazing.
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N0Tsim
10/28/2021 11:49 pm
Level 12 : Journeyman Caveman
OK this is actually amazing i like how you used to the arms to put the other 2 heads and you made the head placement on both arms symmetrical so it's nice to look at. Also the colors are just great
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Carcharodontosaurus
11/23/2021 6:52 am
Level 60 : High Grandmaster Fish
Thank you!
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Straitlaced
09/02/2019 8:09 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Miner
Perhaps judging would be better if they judged the skins without any knowledge of who created it.
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GoggleD0GG
03/22/2020 6:35 pm
He/Him • Level 52 : Grandmaster Dragon Necromancer
Hey, it is a pretty good skin. Emeralding this purely because it seems logical.
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Fishkiss
09/01/2019 4:15 pm
Level 54 : Grandmaster Fish
Congratulations!
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HarveyGore
08/31/2019 8:26 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Zombie
Congrats!! :D
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CenturianDoctor
08/31/2019 6:40 pm
Level 59 : Grandmaster Lego Builder
why is he so thicc
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sepamc
09/02/2019 11:14 am
Level 21 : Expert Birb
hes dummy thiccc bro
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CenturianDoctor
09/02/2019 11:40 am
Level 59 : Grandmaster Lego Builder
ikr hes packing cheeks
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