With the power to make any bad dudes chill comes the superhero Major Relaxo.
A true dude with the *cough* powers to chill anyone with negative vibes and relax.
His uniform of a comfy t-shirt, lounge pants, and bare feet is the most relaxing outfit ever.
Why be all evil, man? Just hang out with me, we'll get some tacos, hot pockets, some pizza
and just watch old movies from the 70s.
The comedies, don't need to harsh the vibe, man.
Dude, taking over the world or robbing a bank is just so much stress.
Chill out and all will be just fine.

Let some other dudes save the galaxy or do those super things.
Major Relaxo is just here to mellow out those villains who are just too intense for normal life.
It's all cool, bro. Relaxo is here.