Published Mar 28th, 2015, 3/28/15 12:21 am
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The year is 2003. America is surrounded by crime, violence, and Fox News. The only way to save us is to call upon the most generic hero ever... Mid 20's Cool Shade Wearing Private Detective/Cop/Action Hero with a tan! Who is 100% totally not a botched BF: Hardline skin... totes... He saves the day by helping the middle class buy houses they know they can't afford, apprehending the huge undergound implausible cartels, and promoting generic country music. Truly the world's greatest superhero...
Credit | 'Murica, Poland |
Gender | Male |
Format | Java |
Model | Steve |
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Diamoned!