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introducing the all new patrol bot 500
just three years after the 499 was released, we are now presenting the patrol bot 500!!!
the patrol bot is an all new take on the 499. it has been upgraded to 23993% better than the 499! now, it has the ability to punch people without its victim feeling like an idiot (as the 499 was a girl, we were afraid that men would feel uncomfortable if they got knocked out by a girl so to protect their fragile masculinity we have now removed all signs of gender)
the patrol bot 500 has a monotone voice so it is impossible to discern which gender it is!
this model is also chock full of light-up mechanisms to light up the areas around you! it is an absolutely frightening sight in the middle of the night!
now, instead of just two human eyes, there is now a 180 degree scanner that continuously rotates!
it even comes with a reflective cape!
buy now for the affordable price of $99.99!!!
UPDATE:
The makers of the Patrol Bot 500 are proud to present the capeless model.
At the same price, the Patrol Bot no longer needs to be charged. Instead, it comes with its own built-in solar panel! Order yours today!
To access this AMAZING product, click here to buy it!
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SPECIAL OFFER!!
within the next 24 hours:
buy one for the price of two and get one free!
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just three years after the 499 was released, we are now presenting the patrol bot 500!!!
the patrol bot is an all new take on the 499. it has been upgraded to 23993% better than the 499! now, it has the ability to punch people without its victim feeling like an idiot (as the 499 was a girl, we were afraid that men would feel uncomfortable if they got knocked out by a girl so to protect their fragile masculinity we have now removed all signs of gender)
the patrol bot 500 has a monotone voice so it is impossible to discern which gender it is!
this model is also chock full of light-up mechanisms to light up the areas around you! it is an absolutely frightening sight in the middle of the night!
now, instead of just two human eyes, there is now a 180 degree scanner that continuously rotates!
it even comes with a reflective cape!
buy now for the affordable price of $99.99!!!
UPDATE:
The makers of the Patrol Bot 500 are proud to present the capeless model.
At the same price, the Patrol Bot no longer needs to be charged. Instead, it comes with its own built-in solar panel! Order yours today!
To access this AMAZING product, click here to buy it!
vv PREVIEW vv
SPECIAL OFFER!!
within the next 24 hours:
buy one for the price of two and get one free!
basicallyimaskingallofyoutosendmeskinrequestsandpleasebespecificwhenyou'rerequestingotherwiseiwontacceptitandpleasesendmeyourrequeststhroughprivatemessagesoitseasierformetocontactyouthanksandmyofferendsattenpmpacifictimetomorrowwhichisabout24hoursfromnowandiwillacceptanythingandeverythingpleaseincludeapicturereferenceifpossiblesoidontscrewituptoobadlyandsoitsamoreaccurateski
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Update #1 : by ahyjie 03/06/2018 12:47:14 amMar 6th, 2018
Added capeless Patrol Bot 500, now with built-in solar panels! Very efficient! Only $0.00 more! Order yours today.
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