One does not need to go far into the depths of space to find the alien and bizarre. Just look close at your local business man, and I mean really close. Really really close.

Are you close? Do you see those tiny lines? See them? That is where the face tears away so the green little boogers can go to sleep at night.

Don't call me crazy they are really there.
I said I am not crazy, what part of I'm not crazy do you not understand.

I am telling you these little aliens are controlling every bit of human society with their tiny little hands.
Don't believe your governments folks they are all little tiny aliens.