I'm just a stupid kid so I have no idea who actually owns schools and buys stuff for them, so I'm just going to say this advertisement thingy is targeted at principals.. Soo enjoy reading this! And also give me diamonds pls!!1!!
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Is your school full of teachers who hate their jobs and the students? Are you tired of you and your school getting in trouble for teachers punching, kicking, shouting at the students or throwing them out of the window? Worry no more, thanks to the new and futuristic RoboTeacher 2.0! 

RoboTeacher 2.0 has no emotions, so it can not get mad at or hurt* the children in your school! RoboTeacher 2.0 is built to look like a humanoid and has big purple camera-eyes and a friendly humalike face, so that the youngest students won't be afraid of it. RoboTeacher 2.0 also has  a video projector on the back of it's head as well as third camera-eye to see if the students are behaving well, and also a printer on it's back. Printer does not come with free paper and does not work as a 3D printer. 

Buy now for only $2'999'950,50** and you'll get a fashionable blue shirt for your RoboTeacher 2.0 for free! Shirts are designed for RoboTeacher 2.0 to make it look more humanlike. Shirts come only in one colour and size. 

Insinde RoboTeacher 2.0 is a fast computer that has all information from history, math, biology and many more from grades 1 to 10. You can either program RoboTeacher 2.0 yourself with the guide that comes with the package after you've ordered RoboTeacher 2.0 for only $2'999'950,50** or hire our highly professional programmers to do it for only $499,99!


*By hurting we mean hurting on purpose. FutureRoboWorkerCompany is not responsible for any injury or accidents RoboTeacher 2.0 may cause, such as: RoboTeacher 2.0 setting on fire and/or causing any fire damage to objects, buildings and/or people; RoboTeacher 2.0 exploding and causing damage to objects, buildings or people; students and/or staff getting their fingers, tongues, toes and/or any other bodyparts stuck or cut off inside the printer or any other parts of the machine; RoboTeacher 2.0 suddendly becoming evil, wanting to take over the world and killing every human being in your school, in your country and/or in the whole world.
**If you want to use other currency than dollars while buying RoboTeacher 2.0, please remember to type in the currency you want to pay your purchase with while ordering RoboTeacher 2.0. Using imaginary, self-made, Monopoly (or any other game) or any non-offical currency is not allowed.

FutureRoboWorkerCompany is very sorry for all the possible grammatical errors in this commercial message.