I present you: Santa, one day after Christmas, covered in wrapping paper, chocolate cookies and ribbon.
"What happened to you?! Please explain!"
*Hakukukukakakapheeeew*
"Uhm.... ok.... wait a second, i guess we need the translate-o-tron... thank you for that, by the way. I didn't expect I would need it so soon..."
-two minutes later-
"ok so now that we can communicate with each other, you can try to tell me what happened to you."
*Have to.. be on time. Moving with the speed of light... Dirty chimneys... Evil dogs... Children throwing chocolate cookies... No time no time... present lost. never found. parents angry. No time no time. Running against glass doors. Head hurts. No time. Have to be qUicker. Burning cap. Singing with children. No time no time. Split in twenty. Hurts. Only way to get time. Xbox. PlaystAtion. Computer. So expensive. No tIme 0010110101 no time. Slight SleiGh crash. One reindeer escA10011101001Pes. No time n0 time. 378.000.000 ch1ldren. 1010111100101 Ghost. CalleD christ child. Creepy. FlYing. Chasing me. DrinkinG cola. Tired. No tiMe no ti...
-!FATAL ERROR OCURRED! SANTA NOW IN STANDBY- *
"Ok that explains a lot.... Where is the reboot button again?..."
"Brightness... volume... contrast... aggressivity?!... resolution... Speed...Clock... Bluetooth... wi-fi...
god WHY EVEN BOTHER I'll never find that damn button...."
Note for the next year:
'Dear santa....'
-Instruction sheet for Santa
-Translate-o-tron 2.0 with mind reading & controlling function

I hope you liked it ;)
pls. give it a diamond if you like it :)