One cold day in the weeks before Christmas in December, Santa realized all the elves were slacking off. He fired them all. Since he had no one to make toys, he stole Robocop and repainted and recolored him. The one thing Santa forgot to do was remove the weapons from the robot. SantaBot 9000 went on a rampage and heated up the North Pole, which was the real cause of Global Warming.

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