One night, After I had finished eating my porkchops
and fish, I decided to go change my damaged armor
in for my brand new, supe boss, diamond armor!
I slowly went down the stairs, enjoying the watery landscape
(since my house happened to have fallen off it's cliff and
into the ocean below), and letting my meal digest.
It was such a peaceful night, I couldn't wait to go mining!
I finally arrived to my room on the 2nd floor of my giant
12 floor sea-scraper, and suddenly, my "spidy-sense" went bizzaro...
Was someone watching me? Who? Where? Why?
I decided it was nothing, and opened up my closet, and...

Took out my armor. I put it on quite slowly, since it was quite heavy,
and went to close the closet door.
But, when I moved the door away from the wall, A giant grey and
white figure jumped out at my and ate my brand new helmet!
My first reaction was to craft a saddle and see if I could ride it, but I
quickly shook that feeling off. I grabbed my iron pick, my food, and
my bed, and made a swim for it (once I'd broken the wall open)!
But, I quickly realized what that thing had been: a sharkman!
How I figured this out, you may ask? It was swimming straight for me,
lashing it's huge jaws out at me, and swinging it's head from side to side...

As you can probably tell, I survived this attack, since I'm telling you this
story right now. But, you shall never know how I escaped, because...

I'm too lazy to right anymore T^T

Lol, Diamond if you like please c: