Suction Cup Man is comin’ round

My sucking powers have no bounds

Suction cups all red and ****

I’m pretty hot you must admit

Do not test my sucking power

I’ll climb your tower in just an hour.

You can’t kill me, I’m way too cool.

I’m smudging up your windows fool!




(Choir) Suction Cup Man!

Hey, that’s me!

(Choir) His name is Suction Cup Man!

**** yeah it is!

(Choir) **** you, he’s Suction Cup Man!

I have my own theme song!

**** yeah, let’s do another verse!




**** your **** I’m going up

You can’t unsuck my suction cup

There’s so much stuff I’m yet to climb

So while I rhyme, I climb full-time

Since I’m climbin’ up so far

I’ll play a tune on my guitar

I don’t climb for girls or money

I climb ‘cuz it’s ****ing funny




(Choir) Suction Cup Man!

It’s me again!

(Choir) His name is Suction Cup Man!

My favorite words are the vulgar ones!

(Choir) **** you, he’s Suction Cup Man!

That’s the **** I’m talkin’ about!

Breakdown, motha****er! Oh ****!




Climbing towers for just the thrill

Take it up to the man who has the skill

To piss people off, their anger builds

So they try to stop him, but he’s climbing still.

He can take a hit, he can take a blow

But signs of stopping never show

He’ll climb anything, he’s a pro.

As he’s shouting look at me go!




(Choir) Suction Cup Man!

One more time, baby. Oh lord!

(Choir) His name is Suction Cup Man!

I’m like a superhero but ****in pointless!

(Choir) **** you, he’s Suction Cup Man!

Just try to get me off your tower!




****!




























I'm a mad lad 😎