The Ugly Viking Minecraft Skin

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This Skin is an entry in the completed Life on the High Seas Skin Contest.

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The Ugly Viking

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Speedy avatar Speedy
Level 50 : Grandmaster Blob
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AHOY, MATEYS!



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THE SCREWED UP HISTORY AND SCIENCE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL

Once upon a time, faraway somwhere on a viking ship, a child was born.

Viking Siblings: Ewww!
Mama Viking: Why do you look so ugly?
Young Viking: Arr! You swashbuccklin' scallywags!
Papa Viking: Don't talk to your father like that!
Young Viking: *sigh* I'll jus' hop on o'erboard inta me big sea.





The child hopped into the waters.

Ugly Viking: Anyone be here? I be'r not be heading straight to Davy Jones' Locker
School of Fish: Hello!
Ugly Viking: Ahoy, mateys! I mus' ask ya a question!
School of Fish: What is that?
Ugly Viking: Why is me face ugly?
School of Fish: *whisper whisper whisper* We have no clue.
Ugly Viking: *sighs and moves on*

The child swam upward and hopped on a pirate ship.

Viking: Ahoy, mateys!
Pirates: Ahoy!
Viking: I mus' ask ya a question!
Pirates: And that be?
Viking: Why I be so ugly?
Captain: I reckon you look rather fancy, matey!
Viking: Yo-ho-ho!

The ugly viking was no longer an ugly viking. He was now a handsome pirate!



Here be me contes' entry! The history is screwed up intentionally. I need feedback on the skin.
Thanks to ye, and

FAIR WINDS!
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1
09/19/2014 8:41 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Pony
Zackaree_T
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Oh my god... He's beautiful!!
1
04/15/2014 11:28 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Taco
Shadow_Noob
Shadow_Noob avatar
Babies don't start talking that early, and what kind of idiotic family would do that kind of thing to a baby? He at least had a diaper on, right?
1
04/16/2014 5:33 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Blob
Speedy
Speedy avatar
nah
He was born with his clothes and everything, and everyone in this family carried the ability to talk right away after birth.
1
04/16/2014 10:42 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Taco
Shadow_Noob
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I guess you really meant it when you said "THE SCREWED UP HISTORY AND SCIENCE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL".
1
04/06/2014 12:50 pm
Level 23 : Expert Lumberjack
MrWizard1234
MrWizard1234 avatar
They never had horns! Also good job, very good job, but vikings never had horns!
1
04/06/2014 1:26 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Blob
Speedy
Speedy avatar
If you haven't noticed, this skin is basically a joke rather than a true historical thing. I am fully aware that vikings didn't have horns. Also, refer to this line in the description:

THE SCREWED UP HISTORY AND SCIENCE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL
1
04/07/2014 1:44 pm
Level 23 : Expert Lumberjack
MrWizard1234
MrWizard1234 avatar
I noticed,  I was just trying not to get more people to think Vikings had horns.
1
04/05/2014 2:25 am
Level 74 : Legendary Button Pusher
DragonsDungeon
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Congratulations on top 5 speedy, the originality was the doom of the skin, the execution was great as always
1
04/05/2014 12:31 am
Level 41 : Master Sailor
Dunlan_Willowbo
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:'( You were in my top three bby
1
04/05/2014 8:49 am
Level 50 : Grandmaster Blob
Speedy
Speedy avatar
<3 ilybby
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