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Published Aug 2nd, 2013, 8/2/13 10:36 am
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First off I know Ted is a teenager, but I didn't do him in the typical teeny way. So I think it does count XD.
My first thought when hearing datmuffindude was someone being like dat muffin dude...
Bill and Ted were using there time machine when the thought it would be funny if they put 6969 as the time code. They were transported through time to the year 6969. There they were amazed by how far technology had come. Everything you ever would need could fit into the size of your hand, this was possible because of the Capsule Corporation. So the first thing they tried to order was a pizza.
"Dude, could we get like a large pizza with all the toppings man," Bill said. "Wait, no anchovies, uhhh."
The pizza guy was there within a few seconds.
"Dude, that's totally righteous, pizza in 5 seconds," Ted commented.
"So, how much do we owe you pizza guy?" Bill asked.
"95 Zeni, plus a tip," pizza man replied.
"What's a zeni?" Ted asked. "Is it good on pizza?"
"You're kidding me right, you order all this and can't pay..." The pizza guy said.
"No, we can pay I got twenty bucks," Bill replied.
"What are bucks?" pizza guy inquired.
"You know man, bucks, cash, moolah, dough,money," Bill answered.
*High fives Ted*
"Whatever you're talking about, get outta here before I call the cops," pizza guy said walking away.
"But what about the pizza?" Ted asked.
The pizza guy just keeps going.
"That dude sucks man," Bill said.
"I know and I'm still hungry, what are we going to do?" Ted asked.
"I don't know man-"
"PIZZA EATING CONTEST, SIGN UP TODAY," random announcer dude announced.
"Righteous," Ted said.
*high fives each other*
They enter the contest, the get set at their table. They were just ready to eat. The start bell ringed and it was off to the races. They had no competition at first, only keeping up with each other. Then, a late contestant joined, and he started shoveling down the pizzas. In a matter of minutes they were all neck and neck.
"Ehhh, I can't go on any longer Ted," Bill said. "You have to go on with out me,"
He raised his face from the pizza just long enough to give a thumbs up to Bill. The mystery opponent and Ted battled it out until the buzzer called. They proceeded to tally the pizzas. It was a close call, but.. Ted had won 227 to 226 to the mystery opponent.
"Congratulations, you're the first person to ever beat me in a eating competition," mystery dude said.
"Ehh, thanks dude. I'm so stuffed," Ted replied. "But dude you have eat more pizza then anybody I have ever known."
"Thanks, by the way my name is Goku, want to go hang out at my house?" Goku asked.
"Dude that would be awesome," Ted said. "Wait, can Bill come?"
"Yeah, sure just touch me and I will take you there," Goku said.
So they make it to Goku's house and stay there for a few days having an awesome time with him. He eventually says he wants to show them something amazing.
"Come on it's right in here," Goku said.
"Sweet dude," Bill said.
Goku pushed a button, and the almighty appeared.
"Dat muffin dude," Ted said.
Thanks for reading my story. Please diamond if you lie it.
My first thought when hearing datmuffindude was someone being like dat muffin dude...
Bill and Ted were using there time machine when the thought it would be funny if they put 6969 as the time code. They were transported through time to the year 6969. There they were amazed by how far technology had come. Everything you ever would need could fit into the size of your hand, this was possible because of the Capsule Corporation. So the first thing they tried to order was a pizza.
"Dude, could we get like a large pizza with all the toppings man," Bill said. "Wait, no anchovies, uhhh."
The pizza guy was there within a few seconds.
"Dude, that's totally righteous, pizza in 5 seconds," Ted commented.
"So, how much do we owe you pizza guy?" Bill asked.
"95 Zeni, plus a tip," pizza man replied.
"What's a zeni?" Ted asked. "Is it good on pizza?"
"You're kidding me right, you order all this and can't pay..." The pizza guy said.
"No, we can pay I got twenty bucks," Bill replied.
"What are bucks?" pizza guy inquired.
"You know man, bucks, cash, moolah, dough,money," Bill answered.
*High fives Ted*
"Whatever you're talking about, get outta here before I call the cops," pizza guy said walking away.
"But what about the pizza?" Ted asked.
The pizza guy just keeps going.
"That dude sucks man," Bill said.
"I know and I'm still hungry, what are we going to do?" Ted asked.
"I don't know man-"
"PIZZA EATING CONTEST, SIGN UP TODAY," random announcer dude announced.
"Righteous," Ted said.
*high fives each other*
They enter the contest, the get set at their table. They were just ready to eat. The start bell ringed and it was off to the races. They had no competition at first, only keeping up with each other. Then, a late contestant joined, and he started shoveling down the pizzas. In a matter of minutes they were all neck and neck.
"Ehhh, I can't go on any longer Ted," Bill said. "You have to go on with out me,"
He raised his face from the pizza just long enough to give a thumbs up to Bill. The mystery opponent and Ted battled it out until the buzzer called. They proceeded to tally the pizzas. It was a close call, but.. Ted had won 227 to 226 to the mystery opponent.
"Congratulations, you're the first person to ever beat me in a eating competition," mystery dude said.
"Ehh, thanks dude. I'm so stuffed," Ted replied. "But dude you have eat more pizza then anybody I have ever known."
"Thanks, by the way my name is Goku, want to go hang out at my house?" Goku asked.
"Dude that would be awesome," Ted said. "Wait, can Bill come?"
"Yeah, sure just touch me and I will take you there," Goku said.
So they make it to Goku's house and stay there for a few days having an awesome time with him. He eventually says he wants to show them something amazing.
"Come on it's right in here," Goku said.
"Sweet dude," Bill said.
Goku pushed a button, and the almighty appeared.
"Dat muffin dude," Ted said.
Thanks for reading my story. Please diamond if you lie it.
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I agree no one talks like that now. It was an early 90's movie that's why all the dude's XD. (also if you have ever watched the movie, they said it about a thousand times throughout)
Thank you for the feedback
You should make your own description of the future