Published Sep 12th, 2016, 9/12/16 5:28 pm
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This is a skin for Allergy_Man's teen skin contest. It's a fourteen year old made in the style of a world war 2 propaganda poster.
Why?
Because the Hunt still haunts me. I don't know where I am anymore. I don't know what this world is and I certainly don't believe it to be safe for a moment. This is not home. The second the doors closed behind me in that godforsaken building I knew there would never be any going back. All things began to slow down. Time became little more than a vague memory of a world long gone. There was just myself. The void. And the Beast.
I don't know how I did it.
I remember the sound of flesh meeting with cold, unforgiving steel. I remember the Beast screaming in tongues incomprehensible. I remember the look on it's face. I remember, for that brief moment, realizing that the Beast was not a mere animal. It was as sapient as anyone else. I was not the Hunted.
If you are one of the poor souls that happens upon this, wherever it may end up, I beg of you. Remember my mistakes. Do not let that which lies beyond muddle your mind. Do not allow the lives of others to pass by you like leaves in autumn wind. You can still save them. You can still save all of us.
So, that's the WHY. Now, onto the [REDACTED]
My brethren, for the fourteen years I have lived on this planet, I’ve grown to become a connoisseur of the arts, and I have grown weary. As I look upon the horizon of the creative, I see only one thing: collections of pixels designed to be used as an avatar in an online game that are not directed at me!!! Gentlefolk, we face a grave, grave problem. A spectre is haunting PMC. The spectre… of teen skins.
My kin, for too long have we been suffering alone. For too long have we been kept down by the teen skinners. We spend hours making far more creative skins, such as “boy with mildly annoyed expression” “ambiguous armored figure,” “average guy in casual clothing,” and “amalgamation of color that looks vaguely humanoid.” We are the true masters of creativity. These filthy teen skinners fill the site with skins that do not appeal to !!ME!! This, of course, is a travesty and we must FIGHT BACK! Thankfully, I have prepared a battle plan…
Obviously, we cannot win through sheer numbers. There are far too many teen skinners having fun making what they enjoy for us to win in such a manner. We must win through cunning psychological warfare.
By that I mean we’re going to call them SJWs, say something about how they probably like Starbucks, and repeatedly make teen skins ironically, the epitome of creative, biting snark, and something that has N E V E R B E E N D O N E B E F O R E.
As true intellectuals, instead of letting something go and accepting that certain things that don’t appeal to us can be popular, we will fight to the bitter end. Some may call us petulant children… Me? I call us freedom fighters. We fight for the freedom of all skinners to do whatever they want. After all, teen skinners make it A B S O L U T E L Y I M P O S S I B L E for any other type of skinner to be successful! As such, we are the last hope for creativity on this site. Armed with jokes used more than the average public toilet, the ability to be vaguely rude towards people who make different content, and incessant complaining, we will take back what is rightfully ours – The fine and ancient art of making avatars for an online game.
My brethren, our time has come. We must rise up NOW!
Remember: We have always been at war with budder call of duty FNAF modern houses bronies anita anyone leafyishere harasses Eurasia TEEN SKINS!!!
Disclaimer: It joke. In the same way as everything making fun of teen skins is a joke. All in good fun, yo.
Why?
Because the Hunt still haunts me. I don't know where I am anymore. I don't know what this world is and I certainly don't believe it to be safe for a moment. This is not home. The second the doors closed behind me in that godforsaken building I knew there would never be any going back. All things began to slow down. Time became little more than a vague memory of a world long gone. There was just myself. The void. And the Beast.
I don't know how I did it.
I remember the sound of flesh meeting with cold, unforgiving steel. I remember the Beast screaming in tongues incomprehensible. I remember the look on it's face. I remember, for that brief moment, realizing that the Beast was not a mere animal. It was as sapient as anyone else. I was not the Hunted.
If you are one of the poor souls that happens upon this, wherever it may end up, I beg of you. Remember my mistakes. Do not let that which lies beyond muddle your mind. Do not allow the lives of others to pass by you like leaves in autumn wind. You can still save them. You can still save all of us.
So, that's the WHY. Now, onto the [REDACTED]
My brethren, for the fourteen years I have lived on this planet, I’ve grown to become a connoisseur of the arts, and I have grown weary. As I look upon the horizon of the creative, I see only one thing: collections of pixels designed to be used as an avatar in an online game that are not directed at me!!! Gentlefolk, we face a grave, grave problem. A spectre is haunting PMC. The spectre… of teen skins.
My kin, for too long have we been suffering alone. For too long have we been kept down by the teen skinners. We spend hours making far more creative skins, such as “boy with mildly annoyed expression” “ambiguous armored figure,” “average guy in casual clothing,” and “amalgamation of color that looks vaguely humanoid.” We are the true masters of creativity. These filthy teen skinners fill the site with skins that do not appeal to !!ME!! This, of course, is a travesty and we must FIGHT BACK! Thankfully, I have prepared a battle plan…
Obviously, we cannot win through sheer numbers. There are far too many teen skinners having fun making what they enjoy for us to win in such a manner. We must win through cunning psychological warfare.
By that I mean we’re going to call them SJWs, say something about how they probably like Starbucks, and repeatedly make teen skins ironically, the epitome of creative, biting snark, and something that has N E V E R B E E N D O N E B E F O R E.
As true intellectuals, instead of letting something go and accepting that certain things that don’t appeal to us can be popular, we will fight to the bitter end. Some may call us petulant children… Me? I call us freedom fighters. We fight for the freedom of all skinners to do whatever they want. After all, teen skinners make it A B S O L U T E L Y I M P O S S I B L E for any other type of skinner to be successful! As such, we are the last hope for creativity on this site. Armed with jokes used more than the average public toilet, the ability to be vaguely rude towards people who make different content, and incessant complaining, we will take back what is rightfully ours – The fine and ancient art of making avatars for an online game.
My brethren, our time has come. We must rise up NOW!
Remember: We have always been at war with budder call of duty FNAF modern houses bronies anita anyone leafyishere harasses Eurasia TEEN SKINS!!!
Disclaimer: It joke. In the same way as everything making fun of teen skins is a joke. All in good fun, yo.
Gender | Male |
Format | Java |
Model | Steve |
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why u heff to be med
crushed
run
run for your lives
no escape
we are doomed
doomed i tell you
doomed
And we heard.