The Story...(When Pigs Fly)

Once In a blocky world, there lived a blocky pig - Porkchops. Porkchops would spend most days grazing at blocky grass, looking at the blocky sky and avoiding being hunted by blocky people. Porkchops lived with two other pigs - Wilbur and Isabelle. Wilbur's dream was to be the first pig on the moon and Isabelle's was to become a famous pop singer. But Porkchops had another dream. He wanted to fly! Isabelle and Wilbur told him that if he drunk a drink called 'Red Bull' He would be able to fly. "how do I get that?" Porkchops asked. Isabelle told him the only way to get red bull was to climb mount blockiness, cross the deadly squid river, and find the "minecraft cheats" store in the village market. "Or..." Interrupted Wilbur go ask the red bull over there for some red bull. So thats exactly what Porkchops did. He ended up with a blue and silver can. He drank it. "Hrmm...No wings yet...What else can I try Wilbur?"
"Well you could go visit Notch" answered Wilbur. Isabelle added "It's Not Notch anymore, Remember?"
"oh yeah! Well you'll have to go visit Jeb then" So off those three went until they came upon this massive mansion. "This must be where Not..Jeb lives!"
Exclaimed Isabelle. So In they went inside. Jeb stared at them. All he heard was 'Oink oink moo' (maybe not the moo)
Isabelle knew that Jeb couldn't understand them so Isabelle got a piece of paper and started writing -
Hey Jeb, My friend Porkchops
would like a wish. He really wants wings
so he can fly. He's already
tried Red Bull and It didn't
work. Please help us!
From Isabelle, Wilbur and Porkchops

Jeb Was a little shocked to find that pigs could moo and write (Maybe Not Moo) so he decided to give them ONE wish each and of course Wilbur wished to be and astropig, Isabelle wished to be a famous pop singer and of course Porkchops wished to FLY!

Lol very.... Interesting.. story. Thanks and please let me know if you like :)