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Please know this is a joke. If this "offends" you, I am sorry...
But don't get so offended over a pixel character. Seriously.
Also please do not correct any grammar or spelling mistakes. Thank you.
It's everyone's least favorite "Super" Hero! Whiny Post-Millennial child!
Dare to read on?

Please do not take this seriously. xD This was a joke.
I Actually kinda like the colours....
But don't get so offended over a pixel character. Seriously.
Also please do not correct any grammar or spelling mistakes. Thank you.
It's everyone's least favorite "Super" Hero! Whiny Post-Millennial child!
Dare to read on?
What Is a Post-Millennial?
A post-millennial, known as generation Z, is the demographic cohort after the Millennials. There are no precise dates for when the Gen Z cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use starting birth years that range from the mid-1990s to early 2000s, and as of yet there is little consensus about ending birth years.
A significant aspect of this generation is the widespread usage of the Internet from a young age, Members of Generation Z are typically thought of as being comfortable with technology, and interacting on social media websites for a significant portion of their socialising. Some commentators have suggested that growing up through the Great Recession has given the cohort a feeling of unsettlement and insecurity.
>>> Credit to WikiPedia for that. ;) <<<
A stereotypical post-millennial is known for being selfish. As in, they want everything handed to them with no work. For example, post-millennial employees at places such as fast food are known to demand higher wages, but provide a more lackluster performance. They tend to be sensitive and can be set off by the tiniest of things. (Note I am talking about the extremists.) The average post-millennial can be found in places with free WiFi and college campuses.
A significant aspect of this generation is the widespread usage of the Internet from a young age, Members of Generation Z are typically thought of as being comfortable with technology, and interacting on social media websites for a significant portion of their socialising. Some commentators have suggested that growing up through the Great Recession has given the cohort a feeling of unsettlement and insecurity.
>>> Credit to WikiPedia for that. ;) <<<
A stereotypical post-millennial is known for being selfish. As in, they want everything handed to them with no work. For example, post-millennial employees at places such as fast food are known to demand higher wages, but provide a more lackluster performance. They tend to be sensitive and can be set off by the tiniest of things. (Note I am talking about the extremists.) The average post-millennial can be found in places with free WiFi and college campuses.
Basic Information
Super Hero Name!: W-PM
Age: Who cares? Age is just a number!! #Revolution
Gender: Changes every week depending on who they talk to on social media. Pronouns are Its/It's/Squidward.
Sexuality: Can't decide but whines anyway.
Personality: Easily offended, Lazy, Complainer, Sarcastic, Desrespectful, Two-Faced, Hypocritical.
Story: This is the saddest story ever!!1!1 This child grew up in a normal home except dad make them do chores!! :O Mom pampered them and when they went to college, they decided the world needed more people like them! So they bought a crop top because over-exposing flesh is nEAT! Some ripped leggings because edge, and white vans. And gloves. :D
Time to go.... save/convert people?
Age: Who cares? Age is just a number!! #Revolution
Gender: Changes every week depending on who they talk to on social media. Pronouns are Its/It's/Squidward.
Sexuality: Can't decide but whines anyway.
Personality: Easily offended, Lazy, Complainer, Sarcastic, Desrespectful, Two-Faced, Hypocritical.
Story: This is the saddest story ever!!1!1 This child grew up in a normal home except dad make them do chores!! :O Mom pampered them and when they went to college, they decided the world needed more people like them! So they bought a crop top because over-exposing flesh is nEAT! Some ripped leggings because edge, and white vans. And gloves. :D
Time to go.... save/convert people?
Powers
Excessive crying,
Complaining,
Starting social media outrages that last about 3 days,
Confusing people who don't know their gender. (sQUIDWARD.)
Chanting for no reason.
Complaining,
Starting social media outrages that last about 3 days,
Confusing people who don't know their gender. (sQUIDWARD.)
Chanting for no reason.
Catch Phrases!
"No villains can assume my gender!"
"This is why we need squidinism."
"It's not a phase, mom!"
" #Equality for squids!!1!"
"tRIg GERED." (Does not know what triggered actually means.)
"I wear red for my blood and black for my tormented soul."
"Okay lol I actually don't wear black."
"This is why we need squidinism."
"It's not a phase, mom!"
" #Equality for squids!!1!"
"tRIg GERED." (Does not know what triggered actually means.)
"I wear red for my blood and black for my tormented soul."
"Okay lol I actually don't wear black."

Please do not take this seriously. xD This was a joke.
I Actually kinda like the colours....
Credit | Faith for the shoe idea// Wikipedia for the definition |
Gender | Other |
Format | Java |
Model | Alex |
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*squid
mind squid's pronouns u cishet!!1!
this is the most hilarious skin i have seen on pmc, literally ever