This is a work-in-progress pack that changes literally nothing other than the yellow bouncing text under the logo you call the splash text. There are 67 out of the planned 100 messages currently included. The full list is below:

Now on Planet Minecraft!!
Fortnite Battle Pass
FluffyFox Gaming is a furry
TG20 is a chad
Minecraft. What more did you expect?
Na-No.
This pack is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends
Guys, I have found Among Us
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Never Gonna Give You Up
Welcome to the main menu, here you can select if you want to be forever alone, or finally get some friends.
Go touch grass
Hello.
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I hate tiktok...
GD Colon is a furry.
Don't you lecture me with your 30 dollar haircut!
I'm gay
*Lego breaking noise*
What is Minecraft?
Oh, so you playing Minecraft? Well then.. I like ya cut g
Zombies just want to be hugged :(
Why is literally everything I look at just Amog Us?
No Bitches? o_O
You can skip this 2-hour long ad in 30 minutes.
Better than Friday Night Funkin'. Fight me NinjaMuffin.
Sup bro
Also try Geometry Dash!
Also try OSU!
Also try Terraria
The entire splashes.txt file in this pack was partially typed in VR.
Hello? Is this Among Us? Impostor? Is this the impostor from Among Us?
Oh, you don't know what KARLSON is? It's just a little game Dani is working on and is currently the 15th most wishlisted game on steam so wishlist now, GAMERS!
2.2 when?
How 2 get Minercraft 4 free 2022 no virus 100% legit (NOT CLICKBAIT)
お前はもう死んでいる
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Press ALT+F4 to get hacks!
Press Q on all of your diamond tools and armor when looking at lava for netherite!
I hate it when people say that you need shaders and texture packs to look good, but I'm over here enjoying it by default.
You use the default Minecraft textures because they bring you nostalgia. I use the default Minecraft textures because my PC can't handle anything better.
R.I.P Technoblade. You will be missed
i-Pod
Eye pod
goofy ahh game
Fun fact: Your dad will come back if you see this message in-game
1v1 me n00b
Better than LEGO!
Bro he's hacking!!
Nice cock
2015 was the best...
-100000000 SOCIAL CREDIT!!!?!?!11
That's a nice argument. Unfortunately, I fucked ya mom.
Respect to all you potato players
Nobody thought it would be possible to run Minecraft in the browser in 2015, Eaglercraft exists in 2022 now
Nintendo is the kind of company to sue half od Italy because there are people named Mario there.
Can't wait for the new Halloween 200 coming in 2069!
Minecraft movie when???
Can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckin' uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- (Sir, we only sell water.)
I'm big sad and IDK why.
Minecraft is kinda turning into Roblox TBH
66% Done! (67% if you include this line)


If you have any recommendations on what I should add, please let me know in the comments :D

- TG20