"Ah yes, indeed, another day to get on an investigation!"
"Excuse me, but why is there ketchup on the floor?"
"Hmm, it doesn't seem right for ketchup to taste like that, doesn't it?..."
"Oh, look, fries on the floor! Arg! Tastes disgusting, like skin or something..."
"Why in the world is there a person sleeping on the floor, headless, eh!?"
"...Probably just some Halloween deco."
"Well, this is becoming a waste of time. I'm out of here!"