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Sailven
I'll start...
2 years, for the outrageous crime of snapping notes.
what's yours?
2 years, for the outrageous crime of snapping notes.
what's yours?
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it was just elon musk. what's the big deal?
For ennything
Take this 🏆
death sentence for homicide, assault, battery, and making death go insane.
15 years for money laundering
naaah i just have an extremely successful waffle buisness
naaah i just have an extremely successful waffle buisness
eternity.
try lock up a rainbow. just try.
maybe a week or two
for mocking Jay (whoever the honk Jay is... :/)
for mocking Jay (whoever the honk Jay is... :/)
I would've said something like verbally abusing a bird tbh
life and death in purgatory for crawling through void and the speed of 9
i think having numbers in your name is illegal so probably idk 90 days probation to 10 years in jail
but if cycl0n3 sw0rd can get away with it i bet i can as well
Death sentence.
Accusations of seizing power in the country through a military coup, organizing a bloody totalitarian regime, unleashing a global war using chemical, biological and nuclear as a result of which almost a billion people died.
Accusations of seizing power in the country through a military coup, organizing a bloody totalitarian regime, unleashing a global war using chemical, biological and nuclear as a result of which almost a billion people died.
i like this one
bro thinks hes ivor 💀
I think I violated the Geneva Convention..
I'm to buff
Too powerful to be left alive
Life and a half for good measure
Life sentence(XD)
For Ghosting people and identity fraud, I mean hey a ghost's gotta get around somehow ://///
For Ghosting people and identity fraud, I mean hey a ghost's gotta get around somehow ://///
My favorite one
Claiming im an epic gamer
so maybe...
< 1 year
so maybe...
< 1 year
Probably only one night but they would take me back every morning lol
uhhhhhhhhhh idk what this would mean for me considering my name is amixity
Uhh... 3627 lifetimes in maximum security prison for all the chaos josh does in video games
(sub to Let's Game It Out. he's an awesome and funny guy)
(sub to Let's Game It Out. he's an awesome and funny guy)
As a subscriber to his channel, I %100 agree
Well, Giganticbowtie means I either stole the world's biggest bowtie and will be going to prison for like 2-5 years OR I kill someone with the world's most Giganticbowtie and it will be life in prison
So... whatever I did "GalacticSpike" seems both very vague and potentially dangerous, but then again it could maybe be something totally harmless that only counts as vandalism so... 6 months of community service or 100+ years in a max security holding cell... I like these odds
very good odds you got there
Hm- T'is a good question...
Good question.
A month, there's nothing really wrong tbh
mb your parents get a month for naming you that..
(just a joke)
(just a joke)
probably mass arson at a carnival, long time in jail
Killfeed... I think it would mean something like cannibalism so.. fourteen years or maybe even death.
Eternity.
Eternity for impersonating a made-up goddess for a story I made.
She was a wholesome woman, and I'm the weird nerd.
so, impersonation and fraud. imprisoned for eternity
Eternity for impersonating a made-up goddess for a story I made.
She was a wholesome woman, and I'm the weird nerd.
so, impersonation and fraud. imprisoned for eternity
but my username is cupcake123 so i guess cupcakes?
Think again bucko, cause it sure seems like you poisoned a cupcake with a currently yet to be discovered heavy/radioactive element of the periodic table with the atomic number 123, I'd say you're going away for a long time, but you'd still get an applause from the scientific community, it's not everyday someone discovers a new element
Death Penalty...
life for previously using the username killermanguy
50 years for accidentally naming myself zomphey instead of zombie and liking it more
6 years of imprisonment for the crime of ignoring speed signs constantly
Either that or 2 years for the horrible crime of possessing sharp weapons
depends, do psych wards count?
I planted trees in really inconvenient spots, unfortunately your window may have to replace your blocked door >:)
Maybe a week for trespassing
Maybe a week for trespassing
prob 1 year in prison for being a flamingo impersonating a human wearing a tiedye hoodie, and my previous name, xflqm1ngox prob 10 years in prison for putting x's on flamingos, which I guess is saying I killed them
Uh oh!
oh lawd
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