I'm a minecrafter because my home world Galtronozone got destroyed and I was abandoned being the last survivor. My adopted alien parents sent me to Earth because they hated their home world and knew that they had to destroy it. They told me when I was 4 months old "listen up you filthy infant, we are going to destroy this pathetic place of a world because its pathetic. Don't be an embarrassment like you're sister. She played a horrible game called minecraft and so we sent her away." So then they quickly sent me away to Earth. I knew this because I came in a spaceship which had old recordings of my parents.

However, when I found the recording of my parents, it was too late. I was already playing Minecraft by the age of 8. I had no idea what to do. Then I thought to myself "hey, my parents are dead anyway. What harm can they do?" So I continued to play Minecraft. However 4 years later, on Christmas Eve, the ghost of my sister came. She told me "I am a ghost of Galtronzone past. I was once like you playing Minecraft... until one day I got bored of it and played 'The Galagakatronzone Gun 64.' It was also terrible. The ghosts of our parents came to me to tell me that they were very disappointed in me and that they regretted adopting me. So then they killed me. They then destroyed every remnant of me from Mars.... You will now be visited by another ghost.."

Then another ghost came. It was my alien adopted mother! She said "Minecraft, the worst invention since the invention of your sister. You also have a brother but no one wants to talk about him since he's still alive but boring. He'll probably be next to die. ANYWAY, I am the ghost of Galtronzone present. Right now there are 4,265,127,324 632,532 Galtronzonions dead. Also presently, there are over 7 million people who have gotten killed and received cancer from Pokemon Go... Oh wait, no I meant Minecraft but Pokemon Go isn't great either. Also, as a ghost of Galtronzone present, I can read your mind. You are wondering if you are sane. ANYWAY, the point is that you're a disappointment and we all hope you die. Have a nice day."

Then I heard a loud burp! Suddenly my adopted alien dad came. He said "I am the ghost of Galtronzone future! In about 1 year you will post this in a contest on Planet Minecraft but won't win the contest because you broke one of the rules. You're an idiot of a son! When you become 40 you will still be playing Minecraft in you'r small apartment trying to make a ride in a creative plot on a server. In exactly 64 years you will go to Hell and will still play Minecraft because you have a mind of an 8 year old who thinks that everything is cool! Want to know what's cool?! While you burn in Hell playing Minecraft, others will be suffering because they cannot bare watching such an old man playing a dumb game like Minecraft!"

Then I begged him, "please, this cannot be true. Tell me, how may I fix the future." My dad said "you stupid child! There's a reason why it's called the future, it's what happens later and it cannot be changed! If it could be changed it wouldn't be called the future now would it? It would be a possible possibility of the future that may or may not be accurate!" Then I answered "no, I was talking about the people next to me in Hell. How may make them like Minecraft?"

My dad face palmed himself and said " If I could kill myself again, I would. I don't even care enough to look into the future to see if they would end up liking Minecraft. However the point I'm trying to make is that you will always be suffering by always playing Minecraft! What makes that trash of a game so fun?

(This is why I am a Minecrafter) I replied "uhhhhhh.............


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I have fun creating rollercoasters.... I use mods... I create adventure maps. Those things are pretty fun."

My dad said "all those things will lead to nothing! You will LITERALLY play this game for an eternity!...IN HELL!"
I said "ok, I'm fine with that."
So I guess thats why I am a Minecrafter. It's because I will play Minecraft in Hell and enjoy it while creating rollercoasters, playing with mods, and creating adventure maps.