So, if you've been reading my comments on all those PMC Cola Wars forums, you'll see me mention something called the Book of Souls a lot. Basically, it's a book I found while exploring an ancient Mayan temple, and it binded itself to my soul. Taking it away from me (away means 1 inch) will release the Demon Guards from it, which can eat your soul, rip you apart, and possess your body and make you kill yourself somehow.

The other spells of the Book of Souls:

Soul Damning Spell - Damns your soul to the fires of Hell so you can (this is my favorite thing to say) burn for all of eternity

Soul Releasing Spell - Undos the above spell

Soul Protection Spell - Protects my soul and any others I chose from harm

Soul Summoning Spell - Summons a horde of damned souls to attack whoever I order them to

Soul Binding Spell - Binds your soul to the book, giving me full control over your body

Soul Fire Spell - Allows me and any others I chose to shoot soul fire (also known as hellfire) from our hands for 3 minutes

Soul Trapping Spell - Traps your soul in an impenetrable cage

Soul Freeing Spell - Undos the above spell

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Here’s the translator I used to get the words.

Áanalte’ le Almas = Book of Souls

Taméen = By

Hechizo condenatorio ti’ le óolo’ = Soul Damning Spell

If anything I wrote up here or in the image is wrong, blame the translator and not me. (I don’t speak Yucatec Mayan!)

And obviously, I had to include an Iron Maiden reference. I don’t care if Mayans didn’t have the name Edward!