Once upon a time, there are two British people. They're Ben and George.
"Good day mate, where's the tea?" Ben said.
Then, George said "Wait, I need to drink a BO'OH'O'WA'ER"
1 minute later, George finished the whole BO'OH'O'WA'ER!
Then, George prepared a CUP'PA' TEA' for Ben. "Here's some CUP'PA' TEA", George said.
"THANK YOU" said Ben. "By the way, would you like to watch HARRY POTTAH"

The next morning, George has to go to the Squid Games 2021 venue.
"Good day mate, what's the weather today?" Ben said.
"It's sunny innit" George said.
Ben asked the same thing like he asked the day before. "Can I have a CUP'PA' TEA?"
But, George is in the Squid Game venue. So he said, "Wait, I want to try this dalgona COFFEH"
and Ben wonders... "Are you even in the squid game?"

After going home from the Squid Games venue, Ben asked.
"Can I have some CHIPS?"
"Yes mate", George said.
42 seconds later, George finished it!
"Why did you finish it?" Ben said.
George became silly. He said, "I didn't, I saved some tea for you"
"Whatever, let me grab bottles of WOTAH"

Ben seems to ask the same questions every day!
"Oy mate, I'm thirsty so can you grab me a BO'OH'O'WA'ER", he said.
"Sure mate" George said.
Instead of water, he brought the tea! "Want a CUP'PA' TEA", he asked.
Now people started to know that Ben and George are British.
"Shush George, don't let everyone know that we're BRI'ISH", Ben said.
But George doesn't want to listen to Ben anymore. George said "Alright mate".

- THE END -