Carl the creeper was just taking a stroll on a road by the shore of Minevill, when suddenly, he saw a girl walking to the beach.
She was around his age.
Her petite body was covered in a short - sleeved shirt and shorts that showed off her smooth white skin.
With her hair in a ponytail and two bags slung over her shoulder, she looked exactly like a model.
"Why, hello there," Carl said when they made contact.
It was odd to see her on the beach so far from the city, and as Carl approached her, he realized that he knew her.
In fact, it turned out that he was her neighbor, though she wouldn't be living there for much longer.
As the girl looked up at him with an expression of surprise, Carl replied, "How are you?"
"It's, uh … I'm good, "she answered, before taking a quick glance at the waves coming in. The girl was at once both clumsy and still.
"Uh, I was just gonna go for a pizza, and uh … well, I-" The girl then got a knockback 10 golden axe that yeeted Carl all the way to the hacker's base from back in Season 1 of Creeper Tales.
"Well, well, well, we meet again," said the Hacker. He then smiled an evil smile and said, "My, you sure you're well?" The Hacker then turned to the girl. "It is so nice to see how your family has taken care of you, and how you have not abandoned your ways. Such a shame, really."
"No, no, no. I don't mean it like that. That was just a coincidence. That's all. What I mean is, the airship has gone missing. That is to say, I lost my airship, and we need to find it. I have given my word that I will give you whatever you need for the search."
"Oh, of course not! You, your crew, and even your airship are all perfectly safe here. After all, the base is totally secure. Now, in exchange for my airship, I will give you to whoever wins the next Battle of the Bands. Whoever wins will get me and my airship. And so, now it is time for you to decide. Who do you like to see win? The Stripper or the Monarch?"
"I have a thing for music. It was always something I loved, even before I learned to write my own songs. I wanted to be a part of music. And you know what? It turns out that I wasn't the only one who wanted to make music. Or perform in front of audiences. Oh, and that reminds me: there is a contest coming up tomorrow. The winner gets the rights to perform in front of the whole world. Even now, I bet you are thinking of someone. The Stripper, right?"
"Ha, ha, no, not that Stripper!" said the Stripper. "Yes, I was thinking of the Stripper, the scrawny, pimply girl who likes to pole dance at burlesque shows. But if you mean Ms. Passionate, she's a different story entirely. I like her, but I'm not sure I could, um, screw her."
"Well, that's too bad," said the girl. "Then you should definitely choose Ms. Passionate, the stunning talent! You should choose her because she will not disappoint you. And even if she does, there will always be Ms. Passionate's next challenge. You will always have the next Stripper, and she will always be the best one."
"Why do you keep saying 'Stripper' and 'Plorn Star'? Why can't you say the name-" said the Hacker.
"Can we get back on topic?" asked Carl.
"We ARE on topic. You want to change the plot all of the sudden?" cried the Hacker. "Well fine, erm, once up-"
Once upon a time Carl the Creeper was just taking a stroll in the forest when he passed by a scene which happened every once in a while: a girl falling down into the sea, and a girl jumping in to save her. Carl stopped walking and stood there, in awe of the girl's bravery.
"Holy smokes! That was so random I feel like something even more random is about to happen."
"Carl," said the girl, "I want to be your special friend. Will you be my special friend?"
"Errrrrrrrrrrrr, I have a job to do and that JOB is to EXPLODE whenever a PLAYER like YOU two gets CLOSE to us CREEPERS! Tss-tssssssss..."
The girl who fell in the sea pushed her saver so hard the saver flew to the other side of the forest, with the damsel running after her, just fast enough to escape Carl's explosion. She caught the other girl.
"Why thanks," said the saver. Carl the creeper respawned and continued to stroll down the burnt forest until he was on a road off the coast of Minevill. He walked for a while, when all of the sudden, another girl crossed the road.
"Carl," she called, "what are you doing here?"
"Yeah, what are you doing here?" said Carl.
"I am here for one purpose and one purpose only: to save you from having to face a deadly group of people."
"Well, it seems that they have been busy lately, trying to kill a bunch of us."
"So, I am here to save you from your enemies! Right?"
"Um, okay, but why the cannon mouth?"
"You know, because you said my lips were all cute."
"I did not, but how can they be cute if they are glued on a full-grown green monster?"
"Good point! I have a question for you, though. Do you want to help me save the world? And by the way, why are you wearing all of that white and red?"
"BECAUSE TODAY IS, THE DAY, WHEN THE AMERICANS, ARE FAITHED BY THE GODS, OF THE SUN, AND THE MOON."
"..."
"Nah, that was last Tuesday. I'm wearing red and white and a blue bracelet because AAAAAAHH!!! MOOOOOONSTEEEEEER!!!!!" The girl screamed a muffled scream as Carl and a big army of firefighters also wearing red white and blue so spray the only weakness of the monster on him to shoo him away - freshwater.
"Wait, the weakness is FRESH water?" asked Carl. Yes, the monster scurried to the Pacific Ocean. Carl and the players followed the monster in curiosity in a submarine that barely fit all 300 crammed entities. 10 of them - including Carl, the 2 girls, AND the hacker - put on swimming gear and followed the monster into his cave where he died of suffocation because meanwhile a player dug gravel by mistake and it fell on the monster. The 10 divers put their left hands on their chests and their right hands on their foreheads and proclaimed, "Haah, yeh, we will die today. But we won't die alone, hooray!"
"Well, I didn't really make much progress on my labours, actually. The fish were too stubborn, so I dumped a bucket of the sea water onto them. Even they were hungry enough to eat it, so it's more like a fish trap now." The man said.
"No, that was me," said the girl who dove into the sea to save the damsel. "Wait, who is that girl?" said the hacker. "She's the hero of the story!" shouted Carl. "She's a girl? But I'm a girl too!" "Yeah, me too," said the damsel. "Right, so we are all girls." "Yes, the three of us," said the Hacker.
"You can go to the nether!" said the girl.
"No, you go to the nether!"
"No, you're both going to the nether!"
"Hey, I've got it," said the hacker, "I'll go to the nether first!"
"Yeah, okay! Let's go!" said the girl.
"No, I'm going first," said the hacker.
"So what? I'll wait!" shouted Carl.
"I don't care!" shouted the hacker, "You just ruined my plan to stay at the beach all day and be the love of the beach!"
"Oh, okay! You two can kill each other!" said the girl.
"We will, I swear," said the Hacker. So they all argued before being pulled into the nether by a giant octopus as carl went to the surface. As he did, his swim gear disappeared into thin air. So he continued his stroll, this time in an icy biome, when suddenly, he was enveloped in a fiery explosion.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" cried Carl, but he didn't explode, he landed in a snow flurry, and when he emerged, his heart was pounding, and he looked at his chest. There was a hilt with a sword in it. "WHAT?!"
"Mister, please come out of hiding!" yelled Carl. "Not yet."
"Why not?" Carl asked. "Aren't you my hero?"
"You got your sword from the Purple Cloud, why do you want me?" asked Mister.
"Because, I have been... taken prisoner."
"Why?"
"No idea." said Carl.
"But I have an idea. I'll come with you."
"I'll never be your hero if I let you go." said Carl.
"I know what you can do," said Mister. "Kill the bad guys."
"You said it yourself. You're a master of patience." said Carl, "Besides, we are doing pretty well without you."
"But we'll never find the treasure!"
"There is no treasure, because that's a stupid thing to chase." said Carl. "And besides, we're out of time. See ye next week!"

THE END
BUT FIRST
THE MEME OF THE DAY