Announcer: Welcome everyone to the wonderful debate between Diamond Swords and Cows! Now you must be aware that some of this can get pretty gruesome. Since some update, your wood is safe with me, so when you wake up, you will know your wood is okay! It won't get chopped! Today we are having a debate about wether diamond swords should be able to be used on cows. The MAC, The Minecraft Assocciation of Cows, has scheduled this event to stop the abuse of cows. They MPS, The Minecraft Proccessing System, does not like the way they run their FPS, Food Proccessing System. Anyway, lets begin!

Cow: I beleive the abuse of my species should be stopped! I am minutely and utterly dissapointed in the population decrease! We only need people to milk us, not kill us with these blue swords! I want to strangle them so bad and make them turn so blue that they look like the water I drown in everyday!

Diamond Sword: To be fair, you guys are somewhat tempting to kill. We can kill you with utterly ease and get EXP to do it with more utterly ease again. 

Cow: We will make you regret every kill you commit! I will shed blood all over your diamond, and you will be a blood diamond! I don't appreciate the violance you have created between YOU and I. 

Diamond Sowrd: Ummm, Okay. Don't make me get Steve. He will slay you in 2 seconds and spill your blood, and swim in it. Then eat your meat! 

Cow: (walks off stage)


Diamond Sword: I know this debate sucked. I hope we have another one so I can spill his blood instantly. Victory. 

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