From the deep caves,we have the slime!

From the firey depths of the nether,were barely anybody can go,we have the magnum cube!

BEGIN!

Slime: I heard there was another cube in town.I noticed,it was you.I got over 1,000 players looking for me.Though they only find you which is just a disgrace.I've been here as long as I can remember,when was you introduced?Beta,my rhymes slicker than silicone tennis.No kidding.



MagmaCube: You think your Mr.Hotshot?Surprise,players love me more than you,google it.Why do you even hide?Is it because players kill you for your hide?

Take a step back in time,Beta 1.9.It was a major update remember?Also,go and tell your alpha pals Alpha sucked.If I wasn't in it duck.

Slime: Yea it's true,they kill me.But your the most common thing since the cow.That means your annoying just like it.Come into the caves and i'll subtract it.You said Beta was awsome?I made it.Why should even duck?'Cuase you suck?Make better comebacks,before I come at ya.You isn't even a cube,you was modeled after me,have you ever heard of Copyright?

MagmaCube: You should 'cuase you just made the ghast angry.I'll get the ZB to cook you.What you gonna do?Make the creeper come in here?Did you forget,a creeper wouldn't even survive.he was made in 0.24 anyway.Also,you should get your b*lls back,you dropped them.