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Once upon a time, there was a taco, and a monkey.
The taco said to the monkey, "When I eat a banana, it doesn't mean I'm a monkey. It means I simply like bananas.
"So, now that that's out of the way, let's talk about facts. I know a lot of fun little facts that are completely useless but I know them anyway. For example, did you know that humans share 50% of DNA with bananas? I know, crazy, right?
"Once, when I was a small taco, I wanted to know all the facts in the world. But, here's a fact for you; you can't know them all. So choose which ones you learn carefully, even though the limit is MEGA SUPER AWESOMELY TERRIFICALLY high.
"I was reading a book the other day, and apparently, one attosecond is a billionth of a billionth of a second. Did you know that? I bet you didn't."
"An interesting fact for you is that spider monkeys are named that way because they have 8 legs."
The monkey glared.
"What, it's true, right? Right...?" the taco said, slowly backing away, then running away at the last moment before the monkey faceplanted for no reason.
fin.
The taco said to the monkey, "When I eat a banana, it doesn't mean I'm a monkey. It means I simply like bananas.
"So, now that that's out of the way, let's talk about facts. I know a lot of fun little facts that are completely useless but I know them anyway. For example, did you know that humans share 50% of DNA with bananas? I know, crazy, right?
"Once, when I was a small taco, I wanted to know all the facts in the world. But, here's a fact for you; you can't know them all. So choose which ones you learn carefully, even though the limit is MEGA SUPER AWESOMELY TERRIFICALLY high.
"I was reading a book the other day, and apparently, one attosecond is a billionth of a billionth of a second. Did you know that? I bet you didn't."
"An interesting fact for you is that spider monkeys are named that way because they have 8 legs."
The monkey glared.
"What, it's true, right? Right...?" the taco said, slowly backing away, then running away at the last moment before the monkey faceplanted for no reason.
fin.
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