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What's up brotitios, teamatos hereos.
Translated: What's up guys, Teamades here!Hey and welcome to...
The funniest interview ever! With Masked Bandit!
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Interviewed With The Masked Bandit Take ONE!
teamades: Big Macs or Whoppers
The Masked Bandit: Secret option 11 "Mozza burgers at A&W"
teamades: If you can post ANY link in the world that millions of people will see (Well about 8 and a half people from PMC) what would it be?
The Masked Bandit: Hmmm that is hard to understand but it would probably be this.
teamades: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
The Masked Bandit: Precisely 76 and a quarter lick.
teamades: Are you actually a bandit from the secret service that was sent from the United states to rule the world and to close down facebook?
The Masked Bandit: Well I am Canadian so I am actually part of the C.I.Eh not the C.I.A. but yes.
teamades: If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
The Masked Bandit: "How Not to Have No Swag: Memoirs of a boy becoming a man"
teamades: Using a scale of 1 to 10, rate yourself on how weird you are.
The Masked Bandit: 11 because things that are blue are every colour but blue
teamades: Explain quantum electrodynamics in two minutes, starting now.
The Masked Bandit: Well obviously you forgot to carry the science or else you would know :P
teamades: Explain to me what has happened in this country during the last 10 years in one sentence.
The Masked Bandit: Basically there is canada then it never changed.
teamades: How many balloons would fit in this room?
The Masked Bandit: Precisely 134 because the mass of the earth is 5.972E24 kg.
teamades: You need to check that your friend, James, has your correct phone number but you cannot ask him directly. You must write the question on a card which and give it to Heidi who will take the card to James and return the answer to you. What must you write on the card, besides the question, to ensure James can encode the message so that Heidi cannot read your phone number?
The Masked Bandit: I don't want you to have my number James, understand?
The Masked Bandit: Then he would get the number from that.
teamades: Thanks for the advice.
teamades: How stupid are these questions and are you laughing when I'm telling you them?
The Masked Bandit: Pretty dumb and ye xD
teamades: I call hax. What do you call?
The Masked Bandit: It's not hax if you're 1337
teamades: What's? 1337?
The Masked Bandit: Leet.
The Masked Bandit: In leet speak leetception.
teamades: How do I rate as an interviewer?
The Masked Bandit: 1 being bad with 7 being amazing and 192 being fairly decent? I would give this interview 3 thumbs up ;D
teamades: Oh forgot to tell you the interview is 3/3
teamades: What makes you angry?
The Masked Bandit: nothing really except people who put legos outside my door in the morning.
teamades: Umm.. You said you live in canada right? Shoot. I gotta make a call.
teamades: If you saw someone steal a tin of beans in Tesco, would you report it?
The Masked Bandit: No I would steal it from them as only bandits can steal things.
teamades: How is pink lemonade made?
The Masked Bandit: You get P!NK to sing to a lemon and then it becomes pink lemonade.
teamades: What do you think of garden gnomes?
The Masked Bandit: They are basically Ouija boards. When you throw them away they come back.
teamades: How many people are using Facebook in San Francisco at 2:30pm on a Friday?
The Masked Bandit: No one because everyone in San Fran is too hipster for Facebook.
teamades: Just entertain me for two minutes, Im not going to talk
The Masked Bandit: Hmm what to do.
The Masked Bandit: This would be way easier to do if i was speaking so for now I will just twerk for you a then cry while looking directly into your eyes for the second minute .
teamades: How would you get an elephant into a refrigerator?
The Masked Bandit: Ummm get a really big fridge or a really small elephant.
teamades: How do you spell DOG?
The Masked Bandit: D-O-G-E
teamades: How many times have you been naked in public. Elaborate.
The Masked Bandit: Unfortunately zero times.
teamades: If you just found out I was your dad who had to put you for adoption, what would your reaction be?
The Masked Bandit: I would laugh and say that you missed out on my #swag.
teamades: What's the most important part of the sandwich?
The Masked Bandit: The sand.
teamades: How would you describe yourself in three words?
The Masked Bandit: The Masked Bandit
teamades: If you got a job at planet minecraft what would be the first thing you would do?
The Masked Bandit: I would probably do something wrong and it would end up with the internet being destroyed.
teamades: If I told you that you completed 10% of the interview what would your reaction be?
The Masked Bandit: I would shut the computer and get a new account.
teamades: How much do you think your PMC account it worth?
The Masked Bandit: 7 dollars and 78 cents.
teamades: What would I find in your fridge right now?
The Masked Bandit: Some sandwiches and a bunch of goose-jerky.
teamades: How would you explain a database in three sentences to your eight year old nephew?
The Masked Bandit: Its a base. With data. Use a freaking computer to figure it out.
teamades: How would you explain the "talk" in three sentences to your eight year old nephew?
The Masked Bandit: You move your mouth. You move your tongue. You make sounds.
teamades: Wrong talk
teamades: How would you explain google in a sentence to your eight year old nephew?
The Masked Bandit: Go google google.
teamades: How would you design a spice rack for a blind person?
The Masked Bandit: Using braille and different textures for the different containers.
teamades: Can you tell a joke?
The Masked Bandit: Chemistry is BORON hehehehehe
teamades: How would you quit your job?
The Masked Bandit: Jump out of the window onto a floating trampoline.
teamades: QUICK Give a shoutout to someone!
The Masked Bandit: Shout out to the "People Who Don't Have American Accents Association!!" or the PWDHAAA.
teamades: What would you rate my site (24 hourversy) refreshthe.com.
The Masked Bandit: A good blue out of orange.
teamades: What's your favorite song by Justin Beiber.
The Masked Bandit: His last song he ever records.
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That video was funny
Plus this interview was funny so I guess
Diamond And Sub?
Sounds like being colourblind.