Hello, my fellow pool cleaners and paint cans! Listen up, fr here comes part two of the most desirably delicious (not really) sequel to How Minecraft Began!

Steve, as you know, was quite busy exhausting the world's resources to notice the diseased beings slowly creeping up behind him. They were of the sorts of zombies, living skeletons, monstrous, mutant spiders, and an especially rare breed of supernatural lifeforms going by the name of creepers. They are friendly, as a matter of fact. They simply want to hug you. The problem? NO ARMS! They try and try, but the lack of arms prevents them. They get so enraged by the incapability to hug, the TNT inside their pancreas ignites and combusts, causing the ominous hissing sudden explosion emanating from the reaking bowls of the hideous beasts. Anyways, Steve was simply bashing down a super rare oak tree, when three creepers walked up behind him. He felt a bump, turned around, and went flying a few hundred yards from a large explosion. The two other creepers, worriedly looking at Steve, started backing up. He withdrew his sword and charged at them, brutally slashing them clean in half in cold blood. From that moment forward, Steve was sworn enemies with the once peaceful race of creeper-kind.