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How to survive the inevitable Ebola Plague Epicidemic

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iNUKEYLUKEYi's Avatar iNUKEYLUKEYi
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forenote: i am not saying this will happen, but its better to be safe then sorry....

So, the Ebola virus you've heard about so much on the News is spreading, and spreading first. You don't want to die a horrible death. This is what you do:


If you are in an infected country, and you know someone, or have come into contact with someone who has been infected, you must isolated yourself immediatly from them to stop spread of the disease. This will fail because your probably already infected.

If you are in a country that the disease hasn't reached yet. or If you are in a infected country, but don't know anyone who has come into contact with a passenger, you must head North (Or South, if you are in the southern Hemisphere) untill you reach the Poles.  This will stop the virus as it will essentially slow down, as I believe that viruses dont like -20oC temperatures. This will fail because the government have most possibly closed all the border, so get there fast.

If you Know that you or a family member is infected, as there is no cure (and possibly never be, as the researches will sumccub to the virus before they find a cure, if there is any) You must kill them, and burn their bodies to make sure that they can't spread the dicease.

DO THIS, AND YOU MAY SURVIVE! IT WILL BE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. DO NOT TRY TO TREAT FAMILY MEMBERS, AND FFS, DON'T GO TO A HOSPITAL!
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Novels
07/08/2015 10:24 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Network
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Become a chocolate cake, more like.
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SaintSeraph
10/16/2014 3:45 am
Level 33 : Artisan Goblin
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Ebola-Chan is love, Ebola-Chan is death.
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iNUKEYLUKEYi
10/10/2014 4:31 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Farmer
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Im from the UK
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checkeredmine
10/10/2014 12:25 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Scribe
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blame the retards who run your country (if u live in america :3)
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Deimos97
10/16/2014 8:55 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Engineer
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Texas m8 :^)
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-LabJac-
09/14/2014 10:44 am
Level 75 : Legendary Senpai
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Ebola's main weakness is that one: it is not airborne, and two: It usually kills the victim before the victim gets a chance to spread the virus.
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minemanguy49
07/30/2014 11:49 am
Level 10 : Journeyman Skinner
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spongedog10
I completely agree.
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shj1991
07/30/2014 11:30 am
Level 51 : Grandmaster Architect
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Really usefull information can be found here: http://www.who.int/csr/disease/ebola/faq-ebola/en/ 

All your tips are completly useless and plain stupid! They are exactly what you are not supposed to do if it comes to an outbreak. Also do not start panicking, it doesn't help anyone if you do..
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spongedog10
07/30/2014 11:26 am
Level 18 : Journeyman Pokemon
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Really? :l "If you Know that you or a family member is infected, as there is no cure (and possibly never be, as the researches will sumccub to the virus before they find a cure, if there is any) You must kill them, and burn their bodies to make sure that they can't spread the dicease. " Would you do this? No?
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iNUKEYLUKEYi
07/30/2014 10:55 am
Level 17 : Journeyman Farmer
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Seriously with the :|. don't blame me when you die (if this actually comes true, which FYI, i highly doubt it will spread part Nigeria) If this does happen, and you'd survive, you'd thank me
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