I've got the idea from this:
http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/trolling-the-pmc-employees/
So here it goes, these are just made-up names. Enjoy! And if you atleast chuckle give me a diamond! It'll really help!
Keep in mind this blog is entirely for the lolz ;-)



Platter205 joined the game
@ Welcome Platter205 to Runix!
[Owner] Haydenjames: Welcome!
Platter205: Hello, I'm from PMC I've came to review your server!
[Owner] Haydenjames: REALLY?!!! OMG!!!! HOW MUCH DIAMONDS YOU GIVIN IT?!!!
Platter205: I'll give you 20,000 if you give me OP
[Owner] Haydenjames: Sure, we definitely have the plugin Obvious Poker, you can poke people and its pretty obvious!
Platter205: No, OP stands for Operating Powers!
[Owner] Haydenjames: Did you know that Operating Powers is impossible? You can't stick someone in a cage and give them super powers through a machine!! That's stupid!
Platter205: Your stupid you #%#@*%# noob!
Haydenjames muted Platter205
[Owner] Haydenjames: Did you read the rules? Saying n*ob will give you forever mute until you donate $8
Platter205 > Haydenjames: Fine I'll pay!
Platter205 left the game.
Platter205 joined the game.
Platter205: Yay I'm unmuted!
[Owner] Haydenjames: Did you know saying y*y is against the rules? Your gunna have to donate again!
Platter205: WHATTT??!!!!
Haydenjames muted Platter205
Platter205 left the game.
Platter205 joined the game.
Platter205: Now, can I have OP?
[Owner] Haydenjames: Oh! I totally forgot! Having 205 in your name is against the rules! It results in ban!
Platter205 was banned by Haydenjames for "Having 205 in your name"

You just earned $16!



I<3Jerks joined the game.
@ Welcome I<3Jerks to Runix!
I<3Jerks: Hello, I'm from PMC can I review your server with OP?
[Owner] Haydenjames: %???%
I<3Jerks: ??? What language is that ???
[Owner] Haydenjames: %SPEAK SPANISH IDIOT%
I<3Jerks: Why is this server called Runix then? Isn't that english
[Owner] Haydenjames: %Your gunna get banned! Speaking another language is against the rules!%
I<3Jerks: Ugh here it goes, this is the only spanish i know: Tu eres un tonto!
[Owner] Haydenjames: %GASP! That's against the rules to say I'm a idiot!%
[Owner] Haydenjames: Your banned!
I<3Jerks: Wait you can speak english?!!
Haydenjames banned I<3Jerks for "Having a runny nose"



Hungrypenguin506 joined the game.
@ Welcome Hungrypenguin506 to Runix!
Hungrypenguin506: Hello I'm from PMC!
[Owner] Haydenjames: Oooooh! I love punching monkey's cars!
Hungrypenguin506: No it's Planet Minecraft. Can I have OP please?
[Owner] Haydenjames: NOM NOM
Hungrypenguin506: ?
[Owner] Haydenjames: WHY PENGUINS SO TASTY?!!!
Hungrypenguin506: !
Hungrypenguin506 was slain by Haydenjames
Hungrypenguin506: HEY!!!
Hungrypenguin506 was slain by Haydenjames
Hungrypenguin506 was slain by Haydenjames
Hungrypenguin506 was slain by Haydenjames
Hungrypenguin506 was slain by Haydenjames
Hungrypenguin506 was slain by Haydenjames
Hungrypenguin506 was banned by Haydenjames for "WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD?!!"



Zombie%#$123 joined the game
@ Welcome Zombie^#@123 to Runix!
Zombie%#$123: Hello I'm from PMC, I'd like to review your server, can I please have OP?
[Owner] Haydenjames: Purple
Zombie%#$123: Umm hello?
[Owner] Haydenjames: Purple
Zombie%#$123: ???
[Owner] Haydenjames: Purple
Zombie%#$123: SHUT UP
[Owner] Haydenjames: Purple
Zombie%#$123: SHUT THE $@$% UP AND GIVE ME MY POWERS!!!
[Owner] Haydenjames: Purple
Zombie%#$123: OMG IMA HACK TIS SERVER!!!!
[Owner] Haydenjames: Purple
Zombie%#$123: AGH IM TEARING THIS SERVER DOWN!!!!
[Owner] Haydenjames: Purple
Zombie%#$123: OK YOUR SERVERS GOING DOWN
[Owner] Haydenjames: Purple
Zombie%#$123: Im getting pissed off!
[Owner] Haydenjames: Whats on your finger?
Zombie%#$123: Nothing
[Owner] Haydenjames: That's what you'll be!
Haydenjames banned Zombie%#$123 for "Breathing"



Shroomy joined the game.
@ Welcome Shroomy to Runix!
[Owner] Haydenjames: Welcome!
Shroomy: Hello! I'm from PMC can I have op?
Haydenjames: /Meow Shroomy 50
SOUND: Mew!

SOUND: Mew!

SOUND: Mew!

SOUND: Mew!

SOUND: Mew!

SOUND: Mew!

SOUND: Mew!
Shroomy: Why is there cats around here?

SOUND: Mew!

SOUND: Mew!
Shroomy: WT%?!!

SOUND: Mew!

SOUND: Mew!

SOUND: Mew!

SOUND: Mew!

SOUND: Mew!
[Owner] Haydenjames: Like my mews? Have some barks!
Haydenjames: /Bark Shroomy 50
SOUND: Woof!
SOUND: Woof!
SOUND: Woof!
SOUND: Woof!
SOUND: Woof!
Shroomy: NO!!!!!! YOUR LOSING ALL YOUR DIAMONDS!!!!
SOUND: Woof!
SOUND: Woof!
SOUND: Woof!
SOUND: Woof!
SOUND: Woof!
Shroomy: OH MY EARS!!!! YOUR SERVER'S GOING DOWN!!!
SOUND: Woof!
SOUND: Woof!
SOUND: Woof!
[Owner] Haydenjames: Heeeeeeeres more!
Shroomy: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! IMA DELETE THIS SERVER FROM PMC!!!!!!!
[Owner] Haydenjames: Wait did you say PMC?
Shroomy: YES AND ITS GOING DOWN!!!
[Owner] Haydenjames: My server isn't posted on PMC!! I hate PMC!!!
Shroomy: What?!!!
[Owner] Haydenjames: Your banned for having a PMC account!
Shroomy: What?!!!!
Haydenjames: /DragonGrowl Shroomy 50
SOUND: Growl
Shroomy: OMG SO LOUD!!!!
Shroomy was banned by Haydenjames for "Having a PMC account"


http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/trolling-the-pmc-employees/
What I based the blog off of.