How to Troll PMC



Ah, PMC, troll heaven. Join me as I guide you through a few simple ways to make you a complete jerk. (Divided by section) Before we depart, keep in mind that you are a horrible human being and are secretly jealous of everyone else's creativity and grammar capabilities. Right, off we go.



The Project Section



1. Always let those who put their heart and soul into their projects know that it was a waste of time.



2. Inform them that you have made better looking dirt houses. (Just run if they ask to see them)



3. Ask if they are mad bro.



Texture Pack Section



1. Accuse them of stealing.



2. Say that the dirt looks like poo. (I mean it IS brown)



3. Steal their texture pack, read up on how to alter them yourself, try to improve on it (maybe you can get some xp out of it), fail, and then draw sad faces on every block and give them a link to your altered version.



4. Ask if they are mad bro.



Skin Section



1. Ask foolish questions about the skin. Example: This teen skin looks rather moody, is she going through some sort of crisis?



2. Tell them that their skin resembles Gollum from LOTR. (Unless that's what it's supposed to be of course)



3. Ask if they are mad bro.



Server Section



1. Not so much fun, move along.



Blog Section



1. Criticize every spelling error. (Keep your dictionaries handy, chances are you don't know how to spell it either)



2. Question the validity of their blog and ask what their sources were.



3. Misquote them, and when they say they were misquoted edit your post back to what it was supposed to be.



4. Ask if they are mad bro.



Mod section



1. Send them searching on a wild goose chase for a bug in their code. (Careful, you don't know a thing about code, you may just end up sounding like an idiot)



2. Ask for a video tutorial on how to install it.



3. Ask if they are mad bro.



The Forum



1. Fill out server position applications in the most amusing way possible. (Besides, you know you wouldn't be accepted anyway)



2. Bring up controversial subjects, the moderators love that.



3. Post yet another "Ask me anything!" thread. There aren't enough of those.



4. Ask if they are mad bro.



Follow these few tips and people will hate you in no time!



Be careful though, there is a negative side to trolling.



Side effects include:



No Friends



Low self Esteem



Infertility



AIDS

Disclaimer: I do NOT encourage trolling, this is a satirical blog after the the style of "The Prince". We have all been victims of trolls, and I wished to point out the ways in which they abuse this site in hopes that they will be recognized and dealt with.