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We gave a pig the ability to speak and we asked him some questions....
Sam:Hello, Mr.Pig how are you today?
Mr.Pig:Good
Sam:I'm going to ask you some questions are you ready?
Mr.Pig:Is there going to be a test?
Sam:No
Mr.Pig:OK, i hate tests my wife died by taking a test. Here brain got over loaded and she died.
Sam:(looks awkward) Um... OK. Well first question, how do you feel about players killing your kind?
Mr.Pig:Horrible, most pigs die 5 seconds after they spawn...(cries)
Sam:What is your favorite food?
Mr.Pig:Grass
Sam:What is your second favorite animal but the pig.
Mr.Pig:That's an easy one! Players. I have one as a pet.
Sam:What is your favorite color?
Mr.Pig:PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam:Very manly
Mr.Pig:I know
Sam: If you had you have 1 item what would it be.
Mr.Pig:Raw Pork. It is delicious
Sam:Pork is Pig. You know that right?
Mr.Pig:It's! (starts throwing up)
Sam:Well.....I guess were done here! (runs out of room)
Mr.Pig:In the comments post what animal you want to see Sam speak to next!
Sam:Hello, Mr.Pig how are you today?
Mr.Pig:Good
Sam:I'm going to ask you some questions are you ready?
Mr.Pig:Is there going to be a test?
Sam:No
Mr.Pig:OK, i hate tests my wife died by taking a test. Here brain got over loaded and she died.
Sam:(looks awkward) Um... OK. Well first question, how do you feel about players killing your kind?
Mr.Pig:Horrible, most pigs die 5 seconds after they spawn...(cries)
Sam:What is your favorite food?
Mr.Pig:Grass
Sam:What is your second favorite animal but the pig.
Mr.Pig:That's an easy one! Players. I have one as a pet.
Sam:What is your favorite color?
Mr.Pig:PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam:Very manly
Mr.Pig:I know
Sam: If you had you have 1 item what would it be.
Mr.Pig:Raw Pork. It is delicious
Sam:Pork is Pig. You know that right?
Mr.Pig:It's! (starts throwing up)
Sam:Well.....I guess were done here! (runs out of room)
Mr.Pig:In the comments post what animal you want to see Sam speak to next!
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