Hi PMC!

Today I decided to do some MC fieldwork. I noticed how much hate creepers get and I wanted to ask one the truth. I logged on and went over to a creeper. This is how our interview went.

Me: Hi Creeper!

Creeper: Oh hi! No one has ever talking to me before.

Me: I'll do even better! I'll interview you for a website!

Creeper: Ooh. Cool. Okay. What do you want to ask me about?

Me: Well, you creepers get tons of hate. What are your intentions? Good? Bad?

Creeper: Well, I've always wanted to hug a player. But I get nervous cause I don't know how, and I explode.

Me: Why didn't you get nervous with me?

Creeper: Oh no, you reminded me about nervousness.

Creeper: SssSSSsSSSSSsssS

Creeper: BOOM!

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I hope you liked my short comedy blog thingy. I usually do serious stuff but it's fun to write these things!

Char