~Beware of The Hills~

The hills were dark and vast, they said.
If you came upon, you would never last, they said.

And when you try to run away,
beware of the guns they say.

The guns were always shot directly at you,
Until your bones would rot, and crumble into blue.

People that have gone far and beyond,
Never end up surviving
Until the night is done.

So be beware around there, they said.
Beware of the hills.

~Mexican Farts~

The Mexican bikers ride;
Up and down the road.

Be careful of these bikers;
As they may blow!

They have the worst farts;
so cover your nose.

Their farts smell like mice;
They may even cause lice!

They ride up and down the road;
Just waiting to strike!

Be careful around that one;
I think his name is Mike.

There's also one named lisa;
Who uses a visa!

She doesn't use visa for shopping, though;
She uses it to stink her toes!

Her toes smell like rows and rows;
Of garlic and to-ma-toes.

So there you have it, spick and span;
Just don't get me started on the people of Iran!

(I'm not racist I swear plz don't hurt me)

~Pizza Oh So Good~

Pizza oh so good.

The creamy Parmesan crust.

You shall eat it, you must!

Sometimes there is pepperoni,

But there is always cheese!

In fact, there's almost so much cheese, you start to feel
queaze!

Ah, pizza oh so good.

(This one sucks XD)