QUOTES

-One time I accidentally smashed my head against the keyboard, and then I realised I wrote the fifth Twilight book.

-Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.

-Teacher: "Why are you talking during my lesson?"
Student: "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"

-Yes, I'm smiling, but you're not the reason anymore.

-Good friends don't let you do stupid things........alone.

-Without 'Me', it's just 'Aweso'.

-I wish I could speak idiot, because thne I could tell you off in your own language.

-Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

-Hardest job ever. Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the Self-Control needed.

-Hello, can I please have a bandaid? I hurt myself falling for you.

-Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up'.

-If I were in your shoes I would've seen things differently. But that is because I am not size 12 and would've fallen over.

-I used to be perfect, but that was before I met those LOSERS who I now call my best friends.

-Being yourself is like walking up a tall mountain, with a long way down, rather than staying on the flat valley that goes on forever.


-Giving up doesno t always mean you are weak, sometimes it means youo re strong enough to let go.


-Friendship is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.


-Yes Io ve made mistakes, life didno t come with instructions.


-If youo re talking behind my back that must mean my life is more interesting than yours. (OR)


If you hate me so much, why waste precious time in your lives talking about me?


-If you haveno t seen what Io ve seen. If you haveno t thought what Io ve thought. If you haveno t been in my shoes, then stop judging me.


-friEND/boyfriEND/girlfriEND/best friEND/ They all end in o ENDo , but family doesno t, instead it ends with, o ILYo (I love you)


-Most of the best things are unseen. Thato s why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.


-When Io m too loud people ask me to be quiet. When Io m quiet people ask whato s wrong with me.


-You were born original. Dono t die a copy.


-Everything will be ok in the end. If ito s not ok, ito s not the end.


-You dono t stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing.


-When boys get jealous it gets kind of cute. But when girls get jealous, it becomes WWIII.


-If you didn't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.


-If you like two people, choose the second one because you would have fallen in love with the first if you didn't have a second.


-Teamwork is everyone doing what I say. (Suggested By W0NWILL)


-I haven't failed! I've just tried a bunch of things that don't work. If you don't like things that don't work, you don't like much. (Suggested By XoXoAwesome)


-Excpect for the worst, Hope for the best! (Suggested By harper123)

-Hating will get you Hated. (Suggested By DatCoolGuy)

-I haven't failed, I've found 1000 ways to not make a lightbulb-Albert Einstein (Suggested By thurgiie)

-The people that mind don't matter but the people who matter don't mind. (Suggested By thurgiie)

-You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status. (Suggested by XDinsanity)

-If nothing goes right, turn left. (Suggested by XDinsanity)